Dear Alice,

Did you see the Book Week parade theme? I can’t believe they ignored all my awesome suggestions like:

1. Come as your favourite character from a book about the Russian Royal Family.

2. Come as your favourite character from a book about Ancient Egyptian Archaeologists.

3. Come as your favourite character from a book about failed space missions.

Instead they chose the most boring Book Parade idea EVER …YAWN. DOUBLE YAWN. And the worst bit is you need a partner! And no one will team up with me because YOU told everyone I was responsible for the coconut roll/poo incident! (Which maybe I was and maybe I WASN’T!)

Yours yawningly,

Jimmy Cook