YES! I’m definitely thinking what you’re thinking! Are you thinking the only thing better than being a library monitor is being an actual monitor lizard??? Those GIANT reptiles that have talons and look exactly like dragons? Are you thinking we should become actual monitor lizards??? They sure are inspirational and also then we can sneak into the canteen and eat all the cakes and climb up walls with our strong grippy claws and just lounge around all day eating flies or what have you! Because if that’s what you’re thinking, I am TOTALLY up for that!
Yours cold bloodedly,
Jimmy Cook