Let me guess … you’ve asked everyone in the class and no one will be your partner for Book Week? I bet I’m right. And you know how I know? I also asked everyone and they all said no. I guess you outsmarted yourself this time, Alice Toolie.
So here’s an idea … we could work TOGETHER to win the Book Parade. Then we could BOTH clear our names and get our badges back. I hate to say it Alice Toolie, but we really are stuck in this together. You’re in just as much trouble as me and two heads are better than one, particularly if you’re coming as a two-headed zebra named Bon Bon.
So, here are my top three suggestions that NO ONE else will do and will definitely win:
1. The space whale twins from Galactic Storm Whale.
2. The headless picnic zombies from Lunch in the Dead Zone.
3. The atomic goats from Atomic Goats Save Planet Earth.
Yours strategically,
Jimmy Cook