CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

 

 

Monday morning came with a chill in the air, but bright sunshine. After a day and a half in the hospital, I was ready to leave. At nine, Ace and Bob showed up. I had arranged the night before for Ace to pick me up because he had the day off, but I was surprised to see Bob tagging along.

“Hey, dude,” Ace said as he followed Bob into the room. Okay, so Ace was tagging along. He nervously played with the corner of his coat, his eyes darting around the room. “Are you going to be okay?”

I had gotten up when the nurse brought in my breakfast tray. After picking at some runny eggs and dry toast, I had showered carefully, taking extra caution with the scrapes on my elbows, knees, hands, and especially my bandaged rear end. I dressed in a pair of sweats and a sweater that Deuce brought over the previous evening, and combed my wet hair into some semblance of order.

The doctor told me that with the exception of a scar in a place where few people would see it, I would recover just fine. My release papers had been signed and I was sitting gingerly on the edge of the bed when Bob and Ace came for me.

“You don’t look too bad,” Bob said. “Are you ready?”

I glanced at Ace, who was doing everything he could to pretend like he wasn’t in a hospital room, running a hand through his ponytail. “Yeah, let’s go before your brother dies of fright.”

Bob smiled. “He’ll be okay. Ace, grab his bag.” Ace picked up the brown paper bag that contained the clothes I’d worn when I was admitted. The nurse had brought it to me this morning. The crumpled pair of jeans was now suitable for the trash; the seat of the pants had a dark reddish brown stain on it, and a hole that I could put my thumb through.

A nurse entered the room, pushing a wheelchair. “Your ride is here, Mr. Ferguson,” she greeted us cheerfully.

“Is that necessary?” I asked. I was wounded, not crippled.

“Hospital rules.” The smile on her face didn’t budge.

I shrugged and limped over to the wheelchair and sat down, putting all my weight on my right side. She wheeled me out of the room to the elevator, and in five minutes, she deposited me on the passenger seat of Bob’s car. Ace, decidedly calmer now that we were outside of the hospital, chattered the whole ride over to the Colorado Bureau of Investigations, where Agent Forbes had a temporary office. Ace mostly wanted to know if the fight I was in was anything like the one at the end of The Big Sleep. He seemed disappointed when I said it wasn’t.

I arranged to call Bob on his cell phone when I finished, and I walked as normally as I could manage into the building. After two hours of being interviewed by Agent Forbes and his team, I was exhausted, but pleased that Forbes had kept his word. I cooperated, and the FBI didn’t press charges against me. Agent Forbes wanted another meeting, so we scheduled that, and then I called Bob.

When we arrived back at the condo, Bob and Ace were kind enough to help me upstairs and into my place. They rearranged the furniture in the living room so that I could lie on my belly on the couch and see the television without craning my neck. It wasn’t the most comfortable position, but it protected my sensitive derrière. Ace fixed me a sandwich and a glass of Coke, completed with a straw for easy drinking.

“You need anything else?” Bob asked.

“A couple of aspirin.” My rear hurt.

Ace scooted into the kitchen and returned with a bottle. I took two greedily.

“Anything else?” Bob asked again.

“No, I’m fine now. Thanks for everything.”

“Here’s the phone,” Ace said, putting the cordless down on the coffee table. “You call if you need anything. We’re right downstairs, so it’s easy to get here.”

Bob and I exchanged an amused look. “Thanks, Ace. That’s good to know.”

“We’ll check on you later,” Bob said. “Don’t worry about anything.”

“I won’t.”

They left and I soon drifted off while the television played Ace’s favorite movie, The Terminator. The phone rang, waking me. “Hello,” I mumbled into the phone. On the television screen, Arnold was doing some nasty surgery on his electronic eye. Cool scene.

“Where have you been?” Cal asked, more than a little concern in his voice. “I've been calling you since yesterday morning. You’re not going to believe what I found out.”

“It’s been a helluva day or two,” I said. “You won’t believe what I’ve been through.”

“Yeah? Well, remember that list I gave you, with the accidental deaths?” He didn’t wait for a response, but barreled on ahead. “One of them related to a little girl named Sally Hanson. Guess who that is?”

“The daughter of Maggie Delacroix,” I said. I heard complete silence on the other end of the phone.

“How did you know that?” Cal demanded finally.

“Have I got a story for you,” I said, and proceeded to relate the events of the last twenty-four hours, complete with my theory of the setup, and its relation to The Big Sleep, and my not-so-detective-like wound in the ass. Cal roared with laughter after I assured him that the wound was far from deadly, or even serious.

“I’m impressed, Reed. You actually managed to solve your first case. Successfully, I might add. You put the pieces together just like Bogie. Life imitating art.”

“Or something like that. Now maybe I can convince my dad that I have a real job.”

“I doubt that,” Cal said. “But you have my vote.”

“I couldn’t have done it without you.”

“Hey, I didn’t do very much. I’ll help anytime you want, as long as I can stay in my own home.”

“Always,” I laughed as I hung up. What would I do without Cal? I turned my attention back to the movie, but quickly drifted off again. I was dreaming of Arnold and Bogie when the doorbell rang. The television illuminated the room in pastel blue. I’d been asleep for a while this time.

“Door's open,” I hollered, wondering why Ace didn't let himself in.

“How are you feeling?” Willie's soft voice drifted through the dimness.

“Hey,” I said, trying to sit up.

“No, stay there.” Willie came into the room and sat on the edge of the coffee table. “You doing okay?”

Much better since you're here, I thought. “Where's your boyfriend?”

“I'm not sure. I think he and I are finished. But it's okay.” She smiled at me. “Do you need anything?”

“No,” I said. “But the company's nice.”

“Are you okay? I mean, with the boyfriend thing?”

“Uh huh.” She smiled again. “Really, I am.”

“Okay.” She did seem fine, so I let it go.

Willie picked up The Big Sleep DVD. “This one looks interesting. Want to watch it?”

“Sure.” I was just glad she wanted to stay. And I was impressed that she wanted to watch an old detective story. Maybe this recuperation wouldn't be as bad as I had thought.

She slid off the coffee table and inserted the DVD into the player. Right then the phone rang.

“You want me to leave?” Willie asked.

I shook my head. Willie watched the movie as I picked up the phone.

“Hello, dear. It’s Mother.”

“Hi, Mom.” I yawned. “How are you?”

“I’m fine, dear. I just wanted to remind you about our flight. I don’t want you to forget. Are you okay? It sounds like you were asleep. Were you taking a nap? And in the middle of the day. I thought you were working. You know your father didn’t think you could make a go of this detective thing.”

“I’m still working, Mom. I’m still a detective.” I felt groggy. I turned gingerly on my side, careful of my wounded butt. I rolled my eyes at Willie, wishing I could hang up on my mother.

My mother harrumphed at me. “That’s nice, dear. I just want you to be happy. I only wish you would pick something a little less dangerous. Goodness, what if someone tries to shoot you? I don’t know what I would do then. You know that the shows, like that Murder, She Wrote, aren’t at all realistic. That Angela Lansbury always comes out smelling like a rose. Really.”

I made a quick decision: now was definitely not the time to tell her about getting shot in the ass. I could tell her about finishing my first case, and my not-so-near brush with death, when they visited for the holidays. When she could see for herself that I was perfectly fine.

“You really sound terrible, dear,” she continued, barely taking a breath. “Are you sure you’re okay? You sound funny, like you did the other day. You’re not doing drugs, are you?”

I chuckled. “No, Mother.”

 

THE END

 

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