APPENDIX

Rehab Roll Call

Genius, in one respect, is like gold—numbers of persons are constantly writing about both, who have neither.

—CHARLES CALEB COLTON^*

People you might know who went to rehab:

• Ben Affleck

• Buzz Aldrin

• Kirstie Alley

• Tom Arnold

• Daniel Baldwin

• Marion Barry

• Drew Barrymore

• John Belushi

• Bo Bice

• Robert Blake

• Danny Bonaduce

• David Bowie

• Eileen Brennan

• James Brown

• Bobby Brown

• Lenny Bruce

• Jenna Bush

• Noelle Bush

• Brett Butler

• Glen Campbell

• Naomi Campbell

• Ken Caminiti

• Jennifer Capriati

• Truman Capote

• George Carlin

• Richard Carpenter

• Nell Carter

• Nick Carter

• Johnny Cash

• Ray Charles

• Chevy Chase

• Dick Cheney

• Kurt Cobain

• Judy Collins

• Tara Conner

• Gerry Cooney

• Alice Cooper

• David Crosby

• Tony Curtis

• Jean-Claude Van Damme

• John Daly

• Pat Day

• Johnny Depp

• Pete Doherty

• Michael Douglas

• Robert Downey Jr.

• Richard Dreyfuss

• Dick Van Dyke

• Dock Ellis

• Eminem

• Colin Farrell

• Corey Feldman

• Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson

• Carrie Fisher

• Mark Foley

• Betty Ford

• James Frey

• James Gandolfini

• Jerry Garcia

• Leif Garrett

• Boy George

• Mel Gibson

• Vitas Gerulaitis

• J. Paul Getty Jr.

• Dwight Gooden

• Melanie Griffith

• Larry Hagman

• Jessica Hahn

• Corey Haim

• Eddie Van Halen

• Tonya Harding

• Prince Harry

• Philip Seymour Hoffman

• Billie Holiday

• Whitney Houston

• Steve Howe

• Michael Jackson

• Samuel L. Jackson

• Marc Jacobs

• Etta James

• Rick James

• Elton John

• George Jones

• Wynonna Judd

• Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

• Patrick Kennedy

• Ted Kennedy

• Rodney King

• Stephen King

• Ray Kroc

• Michael Largo

• Christopher Lawford

• Martin Lawrence

• Rush Limbaugh

• Annie Leibowitz

• Richard Lewis

• Lindsay Lohan

• Joe Louis

• Courtney Love

• Bela Lugosi

• Robert Mitchum

• John McVie

• Jo Dee Messina

• Liza Minnelli

• Keith Moon

• Demi Moore

• Mary Tyler Moore

• Eddie Money

• Kate Moss

• Randy Moss

• Joe Namath

• Leonard Nimoy

• Nick Nolte

• Pat O’Brien

• Tatum O’Neal

• Kelly Osbourne

• Ozzy Osbourne

• Haley Joel Osment

• Christopher Penn

• Matthew Perry

• Mackenzie Phillips

• Joaquin Phoenix

• Wilson Pickett

• Iggy Pop

• Paula Poundstone

• Jason Priestley

• Richard Pryor

• Dennis Quaid

• Jim Ramstad

• Keith Richards

• Nicole Richie

• Mickey Rourke

• Winona Ryder

• George C. Scott

• Charlie Sheen

• Roy Simmons

• O. J. Simpson

• Tom Sizemore

• Chris tian Slater

• Grace Slick

• Anna Nicole Smith

• Onterrio Smith

• David Soul

• Britney Spears

• Oliver Stone

• Darryl Strawberry

• Kiefer Sutherland

• Patrick Swayze

• Elizabeth Taylor

• Lawrence Taylor

• Billy Bob Thornton

• Ted Turner

• Mike Tyson

• Al Unser Jr.

• Keith Urban

• Stevie Ray Vaughan

• Jan Michael Vincent

• Dionne Warwick

• Chris Webber

• Hank Williams III

• Paul Williams

• Robin Williams

• Shelley Winters

• Franz Wright

^* Charles Caleb Colton, by the way, was an English cleric and writer of aphorisms. He left church ser vice suddenly when he was busted for bootlegging wine. While hiding in Paris he blew the equivalent of a half-million-dollar inheritance on gambling. When Colton became ill he thought he must surely need surgery, but he was so afraid of doctors, he killed himself at age fifty-two, in 1832. This particular genius was discovered to be suffering from no more than the symptoms of a common cold.