PART EIGHTY-NINE
Chapter 1
A whisper behind his chair began the last fateful action of that fatal night. “Hightee and the Master say that they are ready now.” It was the Countess Krak, and she promptly slipped away.
Aware that five billion lives, some of them his friends, and the future of a planet, Earth, would be determined in these coming minutes, Jettero Heller, combat engineer, not yet used to his new identity as the first Lord of the land, rose out of his chair on the dais and surveyed the turbulent room.
The crowd in the Grand Council hall had swollen to nearly three thousand people. The crowds in the streets, visible on the backfeed monitors against the far wall, had not decreased but had increased.
The new Emperor, Mortiiy, as was the custom, was leaving the conduct of the affairs of state to his Viceregal Chairman of the Grand Council, normally called Crown.
Heller drew a long breath. It was up to him now. This would be the final stroke. He must not let down Mortiiy. He must not let down Voltar. Thin as it was, he still hoped there was some chance for Earth: if he failed now, the planet would be utterly destroyed forever.
He gave his gold tunic a tug and called for a cymbal clash. Into the expectant silence he said, “Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that in the nearby park, my charming sister, Hightee Heller, and the Master of Palace City have arranged an entertainment for you. I suggest, and indeed request, that you avail yourselves of this invitation and repair now to that place, leaving here only the heads of the military and our new Censor.”
Nobody moved. It was a bad sign.
A voice from the back of the room called, “Crown, Your Lordship, sir! Could I call to your attention that you have not taken up the last proclamation, the destruction of the hideous Blito-P3, Earth.”
He had been afraid of that. Everything depended on having no witnesses, and even then he might not pull it off.
“It is true,” said Heller, “that that is what we are going to take up now. But this Officers’ Conference is now scaled down to a war council. Clear the room!”
“No, no!” the people were shouting throughout the hall. “We want to hear!”
Heller scowled at them and at the flickering cameras. “We have no guarantee that Earth has no spies on Voltar. If the enemy were permitted access to every war council, we would lose every war. CLEAR THE ROOM!”
Cries sprang up. “What are you going to do?”
“We are going to plan and order executed the disposition of Blito-P3, Earth. These are matters of strategy, tactics, military orders and logistics. Such discussions are not and never will be open to the public. BUT we have provided entertainment for you while we discuss and issue our orders. There are only fifteen hundred seats set up in the park; there are close to three thousand people here: I suggest you rush unless you want to stand.”
There was an instant exodus from the hall.
Heller carefully made sure that he only had the heads of the Army and Fleet general staffs left at the table. He indicated Bis should stay. He beckoned to a door and Captain Tars Roke, arrived only an hour before from Calabar, slid in and took a place. Heller sternly told Arthrite Stuffy to sit back down when he showed a disposition to leave.
The Homeview director rushed up to the dais. “Please, Crown, Your Lordship, sir, can’t I just leave one camera here? What you’re taking up is historical!”
“No!” said Heller.
“Yes!” said the director.
“I have just begun to feel my privacy itch,” said Heller. “In exactly ten seconds I will begin to think it has been invaded. GET OUT OF HERE!”
The director fled in fright.
Heller sent the guards, attendants and clerks away. He walked across the hall and barred the door himself—from within.
PART EIGHTY-NINE
Chapter 2
The only sound in the vast place now came from the bank of Homeview monitors which remained, feeding back shots taken by camera crews through the Confederacy. Two new monitors lit up, showing the scene in the nearby park. A stage had been erected. There was a ring of tanks and cannon. The people were filing into the tiers of seats.
Heller went back to the immense conference table: the five men there seemed small after the multitude which had just been crowding the room.
He gave Captain Roke a warm handshake.
“I am so glad to see you back alive, Jet, and out of the hands of ‘drunks.’ I was surprised to get your summons: I was dismissed, you know.”
“Captain,” said Heller, “welcome back to post as the King’s Own Astrographer. Aside from my joy at seeing you again, you are the greatest authority in the Confederacy on the Invasion Timetable. Now gentlemen, if you will scrunch up a bit toward the dais, I don’t think we’ll feel so lost.”
The five moved their seats and Heller took his place back on the dais. The men were close to him now.
“Gentlemen,” said Heller, “we are met as a war council, senior to the Officers’ Conference, to take up the disposal of the planet Blito-P3. We will write the Royal proclamation concerning its fate. His Majesty has stated that he never wants to hear of it again, ever.”
“He can’t help but hear of it,” said Captain Roke. “It’s on the Invasion Timetable. Does this thing work?” He pressed some buttons under the board edge. The console before his seat flared up. He pushed another button and a huge display, sixty by ninety feet, glowed in the face of the horizontal expanse.
“There,” said Captain Roke, “you see the scheduled Voltar invasions plotted for the next hundred thousand years. They take us as near to the habitable center of this galaxy as you can get. I am sorry, Jet, my dear boy, and I am truly touched at your thinking of your old teacher and giving me my post back. I would like to show my appreciation. But neither I nor anyone else can fiddle about with the Invasion Timetable. Our forefathers charted it ages ago, even before the first colonists departed from the old galaxy. These tables are balanced against expected consolidation time of new acquisitions: there is no possibility, then, of overextension.
“There, right close to the top, you see Blito-P3. I’ll admit that it is not the most important target on the table: it’s an oddity in that there is only one inhabitable planet in the system. Militarily, it would be of minor use in jump-offs to other targets later on, and even though it isn’t vital, still, there it is. The invasion . . . let’s see . . . yes . . . 115 years from today.”
“And the tables have never been changed?” said Heller.
“No, my boy. Your ancestors and mine were pretty competent people. The only changes which have occurred have been to delay a bit or advance the times. And that’s what you’re doing right now: advancing the time.”
“We’re supposed to dispose of it. Has there ever been an occasion when a planet was simply blown up?”
“Ah, yes,” said Captain Roke. “Chippo. But we didn’t blow it up. About thirty thousand years ago. I’ll retard the screen here. See the blank? Before conquest, it developed thermonuclear devices in the absence of political stability and suffered a nuclear war that resulted in a core-boil. That was the end of it. It’s on the charts now just as a mass of debris with ‘spacer avoid’ buoys in its orbit.”
The Fleet admiral said, “Well, good. There’s a precedent, then, for a planet being blown off the invasion table. We’re safe in that. It doesn’t much matter whether it did it to itself or we did it, a target can be removed.”
“But I have a problem here,” said Heller. “The main object His Majesty must have had in mind was a prevention of further contamination from this planet. I don’t know of any way to blow it up without landing on it.”
“You are correct,” the senior admiral said. “We don’t have any missiles of a power to simply stand off and shoot. You have to insert charges at the inner face of the crust.”
“That will require an Army landing,” said the general. “All due respect to you, Crown, Your Lordship, sir, as a very capable combat engineer, you yourself couldn’t get in there with enough explosives and drills to do it. It would require a landing in force by Army troops to safeguard units of engineers. Such a landing, even with Fleet sky cover, would be opposed. Battle would be inevitable and we would, as you have pointed out, be liable to contamination. The only solution I could offer is suicide battalions.”
Heller was not pleased. “I don’t like suicide battalions.”
“Well, if we are going to avoid contamination, we can’t land troops and bring them back. So it has to be suicide battalions.”
“Let’s review,” said Heller, “His Majesty’s instructions.” And he turned on a playback button under the table edge and raced a strip back to Mortiiy. The voice of Mortiiy came forth. The six now present heard once more his exact commands.
“I never want to hear of Blito-P3 again! NEVER!” and then, “Use one of those blank orders to dispose of Blito-P3, Earth, any way you see fit.”
Heller turned it off. “He gave me six, obviously intending the whole current situation to be calmed down. And this,” he picked it up, “is the fatal number six. And it’s an awful problem. You say suicide battalions, General. But the opposition might be very fierce. I think the Apparatus had a force of two and a half million men being staged for that invasion. You wouldn’t venture that many as suicides. Further, the Fleet might have to land to back the Army and engineers up. That’s real contamination! This is a dilemma!”
“Well,” said the general, “if we don’t do something, we’ll be in deliberate violation of orders.”
Noble Arthrite Stuffy spoke up. “I can assure you that if no action is taken against Earth, the population will boil right over! Look at the hour of the night! The sunlit side and the dark side of this planet both have streets packed with people. Just examine those monitors there. I’m no military man, but your problem right this minute is not with suicide battalions. It’s with a possible renewal of riots! That’s a very nasty mood those crowds are in.”
“We do thank you for your learned opinion,” said Heller. He forbore to mention the role Stuffy had played in helping bring those crowds to boil. “I see on those end monitors that they’re just about ready to start their entertainment. Let’s watch it. Maybe we’ll get an inspiration.”
PART EIGHTY-NINE
Chapter 3
An open end and backstage had been erected in the park, actually just a platform. Fifteen hundred seats had been erected in tiers at one side, but open space near them permitted thousands more to stand.
Three huge military bands—Army, Fleet and Palace City—assembled on short notice, stood before and to either side of the platform. Just now, the center one—Fleet—of more than a hundred pieces, was playing “Spaceward Ho!” The floodlights sparkled on their instruments: the flash of the conductor’s electric gloves pulsed in cadence as he directed them.
Then there was a long note and to its strident call, Hightee Heller marched upon the stage and the piece continued. A spotlight hit her as she marched. She wore a very daring version of an Army uniform but on her head, cocked to the side, was the dress cap of a Fleet officer. She was carrying the electric dagger of a Fleet Marine.
She marched once across the stage and then made an imperious gesture. She turned and, as she marched back, up the left side steps behind her came a chorus in Army uniforms. At that moment the music changed to an Army battle song—the Army band was playing.
They paraded all the way across the stage and Hightee stopped again. She turned and up the right side steps behind her marched a chorus dressed as Fleet Marines. The Palace City band joined in playing the Marine battle charge.
Hightee marched to center stage and faced audience front. The Fleet band began to play “Spaceward Ho!” again. Hightee walked forward and up the steps behind her came a chorus dressed as spacers of the Fleet.
The only backdrop was the stars. The lights on Hightee and the three choruses were flashing in a marching beat. Homeview cameras flickered. The show was being carried to the packed streets and meeting places and the homes of the Confederacy. Aside from the interest of the moment, who would not watch and listen to Hightee Heller?
The routines being done by the choruses so hastily flown in from Homeview studios in Joy City were very standard routines they all knew well. But Heller was amazed she had been able to assemble it so fast. A swell of pride in his sister rose up in him: so very, very much depended on her success with this. He wondered if she had managed the near impossible and gotten the song written and fitted to music and practiced. He found he was holding his own breath.
Then suddenly all three choruses fanned into a solid line behind her, facing front, and began to mark time in place. Hightee threw a switch on her electric dagger, putting it to full intensity, and lunged.
Abruptly all three bands played a long and ominous note.
The dagger swept down, spitting sparks. And then three bands began to play, conducted by swirls of fire from the dagger, a savage piece of music.
They played through the whole tune once, Hightee conducting. Then a scarlet, pulsing spotlight hit her, and she began to sing with that searing, surging music:
We’ll end off our invasion
From the culture of contagion
And blow the offending planet from the sky!
You’ll find our guns quite warm,
But you’ve no time to reform,
Or even to request the reason why!
Your psychology bends wills,
Your psychiatry just kills,
Your drugs that cause convulsions
All must die!
You should have taken warning
In your very day of borning,
When you saw yourself begin to putrefy!
We’ll now use all our exterminant
To blast you from the firmament
And all your tricks of spying won’t apply!
We won’t meet you later on,
For you’ll have no other dawn.
Earth, you won’t be missed!
GOOOOOODBYE!
There was a huge cymbal BANG from the band that went along with the last “Bye!”
But that didn’t finish the song by a long way. In fact, the program was just starting.
Suddenly the first line of the song appeared against the stars by electronic projection so all the audience could see them and they could appear on the Homeview screens.
With a swirl of the dagger Hightee began to direct the three choruses. They sang and the words, blood-red, appeared in lines against the stars. They sang the whole song through again.
They came to the last cymbal bang. Hightee swept the flaming dagger to indicate the Palace City audience. She called out her command, “SING IT, EVERYBODY!”
She and the choruses began, the words appeared against the sky, line by line. But this time she was directing the audience, cupping her ear, beckoning them to sing, forcing them to sing, demanding that they sing!
The song came through to the cymbal clash again. Hightee cried, “Now everybody on Homeview! SING! SING! SING IT!”
She and the choruses, the Palace City park audience and now everywhere in the Confederacy, even on delay—she had them singing that song.
And they were singing it with a wave of hate!
Noble Arthrite Stuffy looked at Heller. “Did you know she was going to do this? She’ll drive those crowds insane, straight back into riots!”
He didn’t get any answer from Heller and turned to look with horror once more at the screens. In here you also got the backfeed from the crowds and mobs and, truly, they were singing the song with a screaming ferocity that made Stuffy’s blood run chilled. Even the faces were contorted. Fists were shaking. The mobs were going crazy!
The cymbal clash again. And Hightee cried, “Louder, louder! You’re singing about an enemy, not a friend! SING IT!” And she started the song again, words appearing across the sky:
We’ll end off our invasion . . .
The roar of the voices, increased in volume, from the nearby park swelled into the Grand Council hall. The sound from the monitors themselves began to reach toward hysteria.
The final bang of the song.
“Oh!” cried Hightee, “you can do better than that! I am here in a park in Palace City, Voltar. I want to hear your voices all the way from Flisten! SING, SING, SING IT!”
“Good Gods,” said Stuffy, “here come more riots! I can feel it! Can’t you stop her?”
“Stop my sister Hightee?” said Heller. “Never been able to. Can’t start now.”
We’ll end off our invasion
From the culture of contagion
And blow the offending planet from the sky!
You’ll find our guns quite warm . . .
And on it went through again.
And then again.
And then again!
Anyone in the whole Confederacy who was anywhere near a Homeview screen was singing that song!
It was swelling from the planets in a hymn of hate!
Hightee, an expert in judging audience reactions from the stage, was putting the whole Confederacy through it and through it and through it again to obtain the exact effect which she was watching for. She took them up to frothing with that savage music and then took them beyond it.
Then, signaling with an electronic clicker held in her other hand, the words ceased to appear in the sky. But everyone knew them by this time and the music and singing continued.
Against the stars, a small dot appeared. The choruses put their backs to the audience and began to march in place, but looked like they were marching forward.
The whole audience felt they were approaching that small dot for it was getting larger.
Bigger and bigger the dot enlarged, until it was a sphere. Then bigger and bigger the sphere became until it was a planet.
And there the planet was, right before them, swirling against the night.
Heller blinked. Krak must have given them an approach shot from his files. It WAS the planet Earth! The filmy liquidness of it, like a huge blue, white and red bubble, was hanging there spinning, but too slowly to be detected. The shot had been taken from the sun side: Europe and North America were both reddishly visible on either side of the cloud-strewn ocean. The yellowish moon was even there, peeping from behind the equator. Although the picture strip had been taken from thousands of miles up, the three-dimensional illusion now appeared to hang just beyond and above the stage.
Seeing it made him feel a bit bitter. It was such a nice planet: too bad they had made so little use of the heritage Prince Caucalsia had given them—that made so many things similar culturally between Voltar and Earth. Too bad they valued it so little. It was a shame they had been so corrupted by their own primitives they had permitted themselves to go so far astray. The clutter of isms and hates could all be solved if they just realized that only a handful of men were using them for personal exploitation: their political creeds were just nonsense and lies manufactured for the benefit of the few, while pretending that they answered the demands of the many. And the way that culture was fixated on material possessions as a single concentration excluded it from attainment of the real and valuable things in life. A can of soup was equated on their communication lines—measured by volume of minutes—far, far more important than a man’s soul.
Well, there it was, huge against the stars.
Hightee gave a signal. The music changed to the martial clamor of attack.
She cried, “Each one of you at your seat will find a pistol. GET THEM IN YOUR HANDS!”
There was an instant scramble in the tiers of seats. Yes, pistols were hanging there. They were of the type that makes only flash and noise.
Hightee drew one from her own belt. The choruses also drew. She pointed at the electronic illusion of the planet. The choruses also pointed. She yelled, “START SHOOTING!”
In a blaze of fire the choruses and audience began the barrage!
The music rose in volume. The shots began to hammer in cadence! The target was the Earth against the stars!
The music again rose in volume.
Unseen before but suddenly illuminated, a circular row of tanks appeared. They began to fire with their main turret guns, pounding at the planet with smoke and flame.
Then at a sweeping signal, an outer ring of cannon suddenly sprang into view, manned by actual gunners. They began to belch huge salvos at the target.
The music rose in fury.
Hightee gave another signal.
By optical illusion, a vast Voltar Fleet appeared all around the planet in the sky. They added a new thunder of guns to the deafening din.
Under the impact of this pounding, ABRUPTLY, WITH A DREADFUL BANG, THE PLANET BLEW TO BITS!
There was a sound like a dying scream.
There was a guttering rumble.
Something small and charred seemed to fall upon the stage.
It lay there sizzling: a small, dead, shriveled, smoking thing.
The music suddenly shifted to a dirge.
The dirge was slow and it was awful.
A blue spotlight hit the sizzling thing. All other lights were gone.
Then, bathed in blue and with a solemn pace, thirty priests came forward from the dark.
With motions of timeworn solemnity, assisted by black burial servants who tonged the object into an open grave, the priests went through, with dirge choir music, the whole long litany of burial.
A scarlet devil suddenly appeared and scooped up what would appear to be a shriveled, blackened soul. He turned and dumped it into a flaming pit of a Hell.
The lights were gone. Hightee was gone. The stage was empty and there was only the moan of the cold desert wind.
PART EIGHTY-NINE
Chapter 4
Gods,” said Noble Arthrite Stuffy in more of a groan than a word. He daubed at his forehead, found it was still bandaged. He clenched his hand. “Oh, I really think that ruined it,” said Noble Arthrite Stuffy. “I have never seen a population rise to such a fever pitch!”
“Look at the backfeed monitors,” said Heller.
They all did.
The crowds in the streets were thinning.
THE PEOPLE WERE GOING HOME!
“I don’t understand,” said Stuffy.
“I think what you don’t understand,” said Bis, “is the business of a combat engineer. As a favor, Jet, tell us.”
“You really want to know?”
The general and admiral and Captain Roke nodded eagerly. They did not understand why the crowds were dispersing.
Heller sighed. Then he said, “I set it up with Hightee. And she certainly carried through. The credit is hers. All I did was take advantage of a cautionary theorem in Advanced Symbolic Logic: The apparency of an answer can be mistaken for the answer. A parallel is that the apparency of a result can be mistaken for the result. This once, it seems to have worked. The bulk of the people of the Confederacy will now think of Earth as dead. Those who don’t won’t be able to find anybody else all that interested.
“If you noticed, Hightee even let them sing too long. They got tired of it. They have also worked their spleen out quite thoroughly. I trust we have replaced mass hysteria with mass agreement, and mass agreement is the true substance of reality. Frankly, it’s only combat engineer elementary mathematics.”
“Wait,” said Stuffy. “Completely aside from the fact that we have not handled Earth at all and now must, what you did seems like molding mass opinion. This seems very close to ‘public relations.’ Are you sure this isn’t like Madison’s PR?”
Bis let out a snort. “Noble Stuffy,” he said, “Fleet combat engineers have been defeating and stampeding mobs of enemy people since before Madison’s race learned to wear fur pants. Just yesterday, Jet defeated fifty thousand Apparatus troops in this very city, using a population-control weapon, all by himself. How’d you think we retook the place with no real casualties or destruction?”
Stuffy gawped. “I didn’t know that.”
“NOT for publication,” said Heller. He looked again at the backfeed monitors. The people were indeed going home. And even as he looked, a couple monitors went blank as Homeview camera crews in far cities began to pack up. “We’ve chilled the mobs. Now let’s get to work on the sixth proclamation and decide just how we are going to dispose of the real Earth. Unfortunately, it is NOT an electronic illusion and His Majesty has given us our orders.”
PART EIGHTY-NINE
Chapter 5
It was very quiet in the hall now. The backfeed monitors were going off, one by one. The main channel program now concerned weather for the coming day. At the table it threatened to be stormy.
The six sat there, a small group in this vast expanse. Heller was no longer sitting on the dais. He had taken a place at the table to be closer to them.
The Fleet admiral scrubbed his jowls. He was surveying his own console as he fed displays to it, displays which concerned the military potentials of the planet Blito-P3. “Looking at these factors, the satellites they have and so on, I think we’re left no option but to blow it up: they could develop space travel.”
“Technically, they might,” said Heller, “though they would have to overcome gross faults in their sciences. Socially, they won’t. Only two things motivate their thinking: one is commerce, the other is war. Their power elite could not see any commercial advantage in space travel, and the moment such research does not lead to internal superiority in war they curtail it.
“But actually, there is another factor which defeats them at every turn and that is an oddity in leadership. Even a casual study of their history shows that they only worship and obey leaders who kill: Caesar, Napoleon, Bismarck, Hitler, Eisenhower are just a few names. They revere scientists the same way: the biggest known names basically made it possible to build the biggest weapons. Einstein, for instance. It’s a pretty primitive attitude.
“They actually revile and degrade and kill decent men who try to help them. It’s as much as your life is worth to try to do anything for them that will benefit all.
“I doubt they could attain space travel before such ills as bad leadership, socialism, inflation and other things ate them up internally. They are actually totally incapable of doing something nationally just because it is the sensible thing to do or because it’s fun. It always has to have a twist, such as who can make a million from it or who will it do in. They’re pretty mixed up. As for achieving real space travel, I don’t think you have a thing to worry about.”
But he had not made his point. The admiral said, “Blast! No wonder the Emperor wants them disposed of!”
“When Jet was down there,” said Captain Roke, “I got interested in the place and looked it up more thoroughly—though I will admit that Hisst was sitting on the key surveys. I worked out the routes to other systems that are targeted and I couldn’t find one that had to go through Blito: it’s a yellow dwarf but it is off the direct traffic tracks. I was appalled by its social structure, really, and although I laughed at Jet at first when he said Prince Caucalsia might have taken some of the Voltar civilization to it, I think Jet must be right. It’s a clutter of primitive and modern, but the think they use in utilizing the modern is primitive. They’ll blow up culturally before they ever get to a stage of real space travel. So if it were disposed of, it really would have no key effect on anything else we were doing.”
“Well, then,” said the general, “I don’t see why the Fleet can’t just transport several Army biological warfare units to the upper atmosphere and we lay in a barrage of germs and defoliants and just bullet-ball the place: no landing.”
“There are always survivors,” said Heller. “And it would leave it on the Invasion Timetable.”
“Jet is right,” said the admiral. “I’d hate to put Marines in there 115 years from now if bacterial warfare were used. Bugs mutate. No telling what diseases we’d be bringing back to Voltar: we’d have real contamination. But what I don’t like about any of this is the disturbance to our operating schedules: we’re committed to another invasion—Colipin—next month. And if you start deranging schedules, you wind up falling behind. We, frankly, would have to use several home-based fleets for any attack on Blito-P3, and they’re needed for normal defense, especially with the recent unsettled conditions. I imagine quite a few Apparatus units escaped and will be into piracy without having heard of the amnesty. You can’t double patrols with less ships.”
“We’re short, too,” said the general. “Having to assist the Domestic Police will absorb available Army reserves.”
“Well, let’s see where we stand,” said Heller. “The Emperor does not want to hear of Blito-P3 again and we’ve got to dispose of it to get it off the Invasion Timetable. If we land on it to attack, we risk further contamination of Voltar.”
“My Gods, this is a dilemma,” said the admiral.
“It certainly is,” said the general.
Heller’s heart was beating very fast but he kept his face quite calm. Would he get away with it? He picked up the sixth proclamation.
“Well, gentlemen,” he said with a sad shake of his head, “the only way I can see out of this is simply to proclaim that Blito-P3, Earth, doesn’t exist.”
There was a stunned shock.
They thought it over.
Heller waited with bated breath.
The general looked at him. The admiral looked at him. Captain Roke looked at him. Bis looked at him. Noble Arthrite Stuffy looked at him. Their eyes were round.
Hastily Heller wrote the possible text:
ROYAL
PROCLAMATION
VOLTAR
CONFEDERATION
SECRET
They read it. It was the only way out. They began to nod.
A surge of elation went through Heller.
He had won! He had won for Izzy and Bang-Bang and Babe and five billion people.
He lowered his head so they would not see his grin and hastily transferred it all to the proclamation in neat script.
They signed above the Royal signature.
Now came his coup de grâce. THIS was the reason he had raked in Noble Stuffy and appointed a Censor.
Solemnly he looked at the ex-publisher. “Now we come to your vital part in this. Noble Arthrite Stuffy, His Majesty never wants to hear of Earth again. You therefore must eradicate every mention of these recent riots and upsets in every newssheet morgue.”
Noble Stuffy gawped.
“This proclamation is YOURS to put in force! You must eradicate every reference to Blito-P3 in every book and text, on every map—a clean sweep.”
“Everywhere?” said round-eyed Stuffy.
“Everywhere,” said Heller. “And it is your sworn duty to prevent all future mention of that planet anywhere. AND THAT INCLUDES EVEN THIS PROCLAMATION!”
“Oh, dear!” said Noble Stuffy.
“And when,” Heller continued in a hard voice, “anybody asks you what happened to Blito-P3, you are going to flinch and look sad and say it was so unspeakable it had to be censored and forbid them to even breathe its name again. Understood?”
Noble Arthrite Stuffy nodded numbly. From the look in Heller’s eye he also understood Heller would probably personally break his neck if he did not comply.
So he did!
And to this day, that Royal proclamation lies in a lead case in the office of the Royal Historian and Censor.
AND THAT IS THE COVERUP!
A WHOLE PLANET!
Don’t doubt me. I have seen it! The Royal Historian and Censor, my great-uncle Lord Invay, was out to lunch! Now, how’s that, dear reader? Does it make me the investigative reporter of all time or doesn’t it? The answer is yes, yes, yes! I knew you would agree!
BLITO-P3—EARTH—EXISTS!
AND THE PLACE WHERE IT SHOULD BE IN THE INVASION TIMETABLE IS BLANK!
Isn’t that monstrous?
And if it hadn’t been removed, it would be scheduled for invasion just a few years from now.
THE PEOPLE OF VOLTAR MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS!
THEY’RE BEING DEPRIVED OF A PERFECTLY GOOD PLANET TO INVADE!
Despite what Soltan Gris said at the very beginning of his confession about Heller being the hero of it, I must solemnly advise you that this isn’t true!
The actual villain of this whole disgraceful affair is NO OTHER THAN JETTERO HELLER!
He has been lurking behind the scenes, POSING as a hero, when in actual, sober, solemn fact, JETTERO HELLER WAS THE VILLAIN, DOUBLE-DYED, ALL THE TIME!
JETTERO HELLER was the one who instigated the greatest coverup in ALL VOLTAR HISTORY!
That makes him the villain. Right?
Well, enough said. You better make your voice heard to remedy this scandal. There is still time to get at it right on schedule!
PEOPLE OF VOLTAR, INSIST ON ADHERENCE TO TRADITION!
OUR ANCESTORS DETERMINED THAT EARTH SHOULD BE INVADED ON SCHEDULE.
My message to you: SWEEP ASIDE THIS COVERUP AND INVADE!
NOT THE END
I finished the book up to here and before I wrapped it up to send it to the publisher, I read it all to Shafter (Hound wouldn’t listen because he saw it had some poetry in it).
When I got all done, expecting to see Shafter absolutely stunned, he didn’t stun. He laid down his wrench—I had had to follow him around while he did routine inspections which were behind—and he looked at me and said, “Young Monte, for the love of comets, you’ve left so many strings untied it looks like the wiring when you get to fooling with an engine and I don’t stop you. You completely left out what you found on your visit to Manco and you haven’t said a blasted thing about all the trouble we had over Relax Island. The book is fine so far, but you’ve left it at ten thousand feet. Land it, boy, land it. Finish it up in style!”
So, as Shafter is my best critic—the only one I have so far—I sweated and slaved and added an “Envoi.” All for you, dear reader, so you won’t be left ten thousand feet up with no landing in sight. Read on. Be careful not to crash! Readers are valuable!