RUFF AND JAWJAW have been set the task of decorating the Picture Box Room, so I’ve tagged along to watch.
It’s so funny to us dogs how humans hang stuff up on walls to celebrate an occasion. You can be super strange sometimes, HA HA! I just don’t get what it’s for …
I remember feeling SO confused back in the springtime when we had a party for Grandmoo—because she’d turned another year older, I think. I just couldn’t understand why Mom-Lady was so worried about hanging up long ropes of little flaggy things and blowing up colorful blobs filled with her breath, when there were far more important things to pay attention to … like the table FILLED with food or barking through the front door every time another guest arrived.
Anyway … Ruff is now hanging twisty loops of yellowy/leafy twigs on the wall, and Jawjaw has been arranging little round orange things on the window ledge. At first I thought they were balls for playing fetch with and snatched one when Jawjaw wasn’t looking, but the whole thing turned out to be some sort of vegetable and went crunch in my mouth when I least expected it. Loads of stringy seeds and bits of squidgy goop exploded everywhere!
Why would humans want to decorate their kennels with exploding VEGETABLES???
NOTE TO SELF:
Keep away from the little orange decorations—they taste like poop and healthy stuff. BLEEEUUUGH!!!!
