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INTROA BIC PEN AND A ZIPPO
1WHAT MATTERED MOST
READ THIS WHEN I’M DEAD
HOW TO FIGHT
WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO AT CHRISTMAS?
ROZ’S BROTHER
THIRTEEN GOING ON FOURTEEN
THE NAKED GUITARISTA
THE PARKING LOT
SHOCK AND AWE
SMELLS LIKE TEAM SPIRIT
2BRIDGES AND TUNNELS
EIGHTEEN GOING ON NINETEEN
NEW YORK SPEED
MICKEY ROONEY WAS AN ASSHOLE
PAINKILLER
I ATE WITH THAT FORK
LA LA LEXI
LEARN TO DANCE
THE WEDDING
3ALL DADS DIE
THAT ONE TIME IN THERAPY
A CHRISTMAS STORY
ONE GOOD DAY
GOODNIGHT, ROADRUNNER
FUNERAL CLOTHES
LAST CALL
LOOK FOR THE HELPERS
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
4HEART-SHAPED TATTOO
1984
SHE WAS A PAIR OF SHOES
WILDFLOWERS
THE BEST DECISION I NEVER MADE
EVERYTHING
THE GOOD FRIEND
THE PAPER BAG PARENTS
THE KING OF STUPID SHIT
THE HARD WAY HOME
ONE LUCKY DAY
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS