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A
All My Children (soap opera)
Agua caliente, mucho
Auntie Flo
B
Barely Legal (magazine)
Bombeck, Erma
Books
boringness of see also The Thorn Birds
Brady, Marcia
Brandy Alexander (alcoholic drink)
Bridal Veil Falls
Bridezillas (reality show)
Build-A-Bear Workshop
Burning
Burger King
C
Cain, Dean (hunk)
Carmex
Catherine’s Stout Shoppe (store)
Chocolate
Clampett, Elly May
Collins, Gary
Cookie dough
Coors beer
Craig (friend of Rick Teasdale)
Curlytop (childhood dog of Jean Teasdale)
D
Dalton, Timothy (hunk)
Dollar General (store)
Dressbarn (store)
Drool
Drooliciousness
Dumpster
F
Fabio (hunk)
Fashion Bug (store)
Fleecewear
Fridge
Fridge magnets
Frog rug, unfinished
G
Garanimals (clothing)
God
Good Housekeeping (magazine)
Goodwill
Gymboree (store)
H
Hardee’s
Harmon, Mark
Hitler, Adolf
Home pregnancy test
Honda Spree
J
Jewel (supermarket)
K
Kleenex ghosts (craft)
Kotb, Hoda
L
Laminating
Laundry
Leggings
Lifetime Movie Channel
Long Island Iced Tea (alcoholic drink)
M
Mini-fridge
Missi (bitch)
Mr. Stork
Monica (stepsister of Jean Teasdale)
Moreno, Fulgencio (friend and employer of Jean Teasdale)
and “dress-up friends”
N
Nobel Peace Prize
Nougat
O
O’Donnell, Rosie
P
Pamida (store)
Patti (friend of Jean Teasdale)
Penthouse (magazine)
Plush
Plymouth Swinger
Potpourri
Puffy sleeves
R
Redbook (magazine)
Ryder, Winona
S
Scented candles
School shootings
Self-cutting
Sellecca, Connie Sewing With Nancy (TV show)
Snooze button
Sorbo, Kevin (hunk)
Speidr, Horvel (father of Jean Teasdale)
As shopping-mall Santa Claus
Ethnic pride of
Speidr, Kevin (brother of Jean Teasdale)
As teenage drug dealer
Born-again Christianity of
Speidr, Lillian “Lil” (mother of Jean Teasdale)
Relationship with daughter
On feminists
Springfield, Rick (singer-hunk)
Stuffed animals, see Plush
Swarovski crystals
Swayze, Patrick
T
Tato Skins (defunct snack)
Tacky’s Tavern
Tayback, Vic
Teasdale, Arthur (cat)
Teasdale, Garfield (cat)
Teasdale, Jean Meleanne Speidr
Appearance of
as Gloomy Gloria
as Lesley-Anne Downer
Doodling ability
Ethnic heritage of
Experiencing “the empties”
Fear of repeating herself
Laziness of
Life expectancy of
Marriage of
Occasional breakdowns of
On friendship
On motherhood
Pleasant plumpness of
Self-deception of
Threat of litigation and
Type 2 diabetes of
Unexpected nudity of
Wedding to Hubby Rick Teasdale
Work history
Youth
Teasdale, Priscilla (cat)
Teasdale, Richard “Hubby Rick”
Arsonist record of
As grouch
Blasphemy of
Chevy Luv of
Drinking habits of
Emotional incompatibility with wife
First base with Jean Teasdale
Firearms of
Hatred of reading and writing
Obesity of
Using pickup truck as animal-control method
Tesh, John
The Thorn Birds (novel)
Throw pillows
Tornado warnings
Trapper Keeper (portfolio)
Tube socks
Twizzlers (candy)
U
Us Weekly (magazine)
W
Waterbed
WD-40 (lubricant)
West, Topher (classmate of Jean Teasdale)
West, Shanni Schuhheim (classmate of Jean Teasdale)
Whoopee
Winfrey, Oprah
Y
Yeast infection