Monday, December 31
Cassandra is more excited about the New Year’s Eve party than we are. It’s her first time babysitting the troops – her brothers, Annie, Clayton and Marcello. My dad’s coming too, but he’s been cast in the role of assistant, passive over-watcher. ‘Just make sure Gramps knows he’s just here in case I need to send him to get you from Lacey’s – I’m in charge,’ she says about a dozen times. I nod. And then, another dozen, two dozen times throughout the day, ‘Mom? Can I watch you dress and put on your makeup?’ I frown. ‘Maybe.’
I’m delivering the day’s thirteenth ‘Maybe’ to her when the phone rings. It’s Nicola.
And she’s tittering.
I indulge in the thought that if I am ever master of the universe, I will outlaw all tittering. Trilling. Shrieking. Any and all high-pitched sounds.
‘So what should I do?’ she asks plaintively. Fuck. Apparently there was content in the tittering.
‘About what?’ I ask.
‘Jane, why do you never listen?’ she wails. I will also outlaw wailing. ‘Jesse just texted me, asked me to go a New Year’s Eve party with him! I really want to go. But I can’t. The boys – it’s supposed to be “Daddy” night, but the rat-fuck bastard assumed I’d have no plans and just dropped them off. He and the skank are going to some poly-dance…what the fuck is that? Anyway, God, I assumed I’d have no plans. Should I just say, “Oh, thank you, but I can’t?” Or…’
Oh, Jesse. Sweetheart. Bless the boy’s kind heart. I can do my part.
‘Bring them over here,’ I say. ‘No, no argument. Do it. And have an awesome time.’
‘I will,’ Nicola says. ‘I will. God, just to go out! Somewhere fun! With a man! Not that all you ladies haven’t been great,’ she adds. Also calling female friends ladies – against the law. Women. Fuck, girls. Chicks. Bitches. I hate the world ladies.
Apparently, I am in a mood.
But. I will be kind.
‘Bring the boys,’ I repeat. ‘Lacey and Clint’s boys will be here too. My dad’s on hand to help Cass mind the kids. And we’re just next door. Now, go. Get dressed. Look gorgeous.’
And then Nicola shocks me.
‘If I sleep with him, I’ll have to find another personal trainer,’ she says.
Look at that. Perversely, I’m…yeah. I’m kind of proud of her. Impressed. Pleased.
Slightly, perhaps, jealous. He’s my personal trainer too. Still. I am learning to be generous.
‘Small price to pay,’ I say.
Nicola squeals – yes, I will also outlaw squealing – and hangs off. I hold the phone in my hand. Text Jesse. ‘Thank you.’
The response is immediate. ‘For you.’
Well. Fuck. That might be a wee complication for the trainer-client dynamic in the New Year. Even if Nicola doesn’t sleep with him, I might need to get a new personal trainer.
No good deed goes unpunished.
After the kids eat supper and take off for various corners of the house with their iPads (I am, suddenly, powerfully, grateful to my mother for her extravagance, and I text her a string of xoxoxo’s), I take another long, slow shower. Shave, moisturise and generally indulge. Time seems infinite.
‘Mom? Can I please watch you dress and put on your makeup?’ Cassandra asks again.
I’m dressing, with no pretence that I am doing it for any other reason, to please Matt. Alex will enjoy it, of course. But. I’m not engaging in any self-deception as to who I’m really doing it for. So Cassandra does not get to watch me put on the underclothes. But when they are covered up with a slinky black dress, I invite her to watch me make up my face in the bathroom. I finish it off with sparkles, on my face and hair and on hers. Then, of course, on Annie’s. And Henry’s. And Eddie’s.
‘Daddy! You have to come see Mom, she looks like an evil princess!’ Eddie yells as he thunders down the stairs.
Alex comes up from the basement, post-workout, for his shower. He’s slick with sweat. I turn as he steps into the bathroom and smile.
His sweat pants hide nothing.
‘Fucking hell, Jane, you are not wearing that to the party,’ he says. ‘Put on pants. And…a sweater.’
I laugh.
‘Seriously,’ he says. His erection grows. I bite my lips. ‘Fucking hell.’ He picks me up and manhandles me into the bedroom. Shuts the door. Dress around my waist.
‘What’s this?’ He fingers the corset.
‘A New Year’s present,’ I say.
‘Jesus.’ And, despite last night’s languorous activities, he’s on top of me, and inside me. Utterly selfish. I come in seconds anyway.
It is very, very good to be so desired.
Less good is this: ‘And now, my love – pants.’
‘A compromise,’ I suggest. The dress is still bunched around my waist. ‘Panties…and…’ I pull out a petticoat-style skirt. ‘This. To make it longer.’
‘And sweater?’ Alex says, eyeing the petticoat suspiciously.
‘Shawl?’ I counter, pulling out another lacy thing.
‘Fucking hell,’ Alex says. And I’m on the bed again.
It occurs to me he will probably freak again when he sees me in Matt’s boots.
The doorbell rings. ‘Gramps!’ I hear screaming, and I hurry downstairs. Dad’s already in the kitchen, getting a tour of the night’s snacks from Henry. He hugs me, then holds me at arm’s length. ‘Alex is letting you leave the house like that?’ he says.
‘For fuck’s sake, Dad,’ I snap. And Henry giggles. ‘Mom just swore at Gramps!’ I hear him calling to his siblings as he runs down the hallway.
‘I’m sorry,’ Dad says. ‘You look…sensational. But, you know, you will always be my little girl.’
He gives me a ‘my little girl who’s going to forgive me for leaving her mother, right?’ look. I kiss his cheek.
‘And you will always be my dad,’ I say. ‘Thanks for coming over; I know it’s just next door, but I feel better having an adult other than Cassandra in the house. Oh, and you’ll have a few other kids here.’ I take him through the details. ‘But Cassandra’s in charge, and you’re just backup.’
‘Fine, fine,’ my dad says. ‘Glad to have something to do.’
He sits at the kitchen table.
‘Your mom’s at The Ball,’ he says.
Of course. The Ball, hosted by my dad’s lodge, is where my parents have spent New Year’s Eve for the past…30 years? More, I bet.
‘You didn’t want to go?’ I ask.
‘I wanted to go,’ he says. ‘I just thought it would be better not to. You know.’
I actually do.
‘You didn’t think of, um, going somewhere else, with, um,’ I swallow, ‘your friend? The widow?’
How’s that for a fucking olive branch, dad?
My dad looks at me and blushes like a twelve-year-old boy. There’s a flicker of gratitude in his eyes before he drops them to the table. And then he says…
‘It wouldn’t be right for me to ask her, for something like a New Year’s Eve thing,’ my father says. Shocked. ‘Not now. Not when I just moved out.’
Anger rises in me again, sharp and sudden.
‘Really? It wouldn’t be right to ask her out on a date on New Year’s Eve, but it’s right to leave Mom alone in the house the day after Christmas,’ I say. ‘Really?’
‘Janie!’ My father says my name as if I am a little girl…and then covers his face with his hands. ‘Janie…I just couldn’t live a lie. Not any more. Not for an hour longer. Surely you of all people understand that.’
No. I don’t understand that at all.
But that’s me.
‘Oh, Dad,’ I say. Sigh. He turns redder, then white. I close my eyes and take a deep breath. Search for that feeling of ‘all is right with the world’ I woke up with this morning.
‘Dad?’ I say finally. ‘I’m going to be pissed for a long, long time. But I love you.’
Alex comes down the stairs. He looks so good I think I lick my lips. Our eyes meet.
‘Jerry.’ He nods to my dad. ‘Good of you to come. Ready, Jane?’ I nod back. Smooch the kids. Reapply lipstick in the hallway. Put on my boots.
‘Oh, my fucking God,’ Alex says when I stand up. ‘I think I have to take you upstairs again.’
It is very, very good to be desired.
We do make it out the door. Eventually.
Lacey kisses Alex, me. Then looks like she wants to kiss my boots. ‘I am borrowing those boots the next time we go hiking in Banff. Oh, yes. But next time, we go without the kids, and we pick up the delicious Danish hitchhikers.’ I laugh. She kisses me again. And whispers, ‘Sofia’s here. Be nice.’ And there’s Sofia, belly just a little swollen, her dress shorter than mine. And there’s Clint.
‘Is the other candidate-for-father here?’ I ask Lacey. She’s shocked.
‘Goodness, no,’ she says. ‘How awkward would that be?’ Alex bites his lips. Then my ear. I press up against him just as his phone announces a text message.
‘Melanie,’ I tell him. ‘She’s wishing you a Happy New Year, and telling you she’s standing by for orders.’
‘Do you want to text her back for me?’ he asks.
‘No,’ I say. ‘But if you need it, I give you permission to do so.’ I brush my lips against his cheek and walk off.
I want to find Marie, reassure myself she’s OK. But she’s not there, and I do a complete round of the house – see Alex texting, Lacey rubbing Sofia’s tummy, Clint looking profoundly uncomfortable – and am sitting in the kitchen, too close to the liquor table, when Marie and JP walk in. He takes a step back when he sees me. I look at him perhaps too intensely. I’m trying to see in him, in this moment, the man who is willing to do anything to keep Marie, to make her happy. And reconcile him with the jerk who wouldn’t change diapers. Wanted her to get a boob job. Put her down at every possible occasion. Tried to implode my marriage with innuendo because his was falling apart.
I can’t, and I feel my face assume a mask of distaste. And JP must see it.
He turns around. Faces Alex. Alex looks through him. Walks past him right to me.
‘May I get you anything, love?’ he says, his back pointedly turned on JP.
‘A private moment with Marie?’ I ask. He refills my wine, then his. Stays beside me, his back to Marie and JP, until I say, ‘He’s gone.’
‘Fucking bastard,’ Alex says. Nods to Marie. Leaves.
She doesn’t want a private moment with me, that’s clear in seconds. She pours herself a glass of wine quickly, jerkily, takes a couple of steps away.
‘I’m fine,’ she says before I ask. ‘Well, I will be fine. And I don’t want to talk about it. Any of it.’
‘All right,’ I say.
‘Are you angry?’ she asks. And I know she’s asking me about what happened with Alex and JP, and afterwards, perhaps, with Alex and me.
‘No, never,’ I say. ‘Never angry at you,’ I say. Pause. ‘Not even angry at him.’ I shrug.
‘I’m angry,’ she says. ‘And…I don’t want to talk about it.’
‘All right,’ I say again.
‘I’ll be fine,’ she says again. And walks away. Brushes past Lacey. Disappears into the other room, crowded with people.
Lacey sits beside me.
‘You two will be fine,’ she says.
‘I know,’ I tell her. ‘And you?’
‘Me?’ she laughs. ‘Always. Always.’
And that, today, I believe.
The house is quiet and dark when we get home. My dad’s snoring in the boys’ room. Alex staggers upstairs; is asleep before I undress.
It’s very late in Montréal. But. I check.