Good girls pat you on the back in the dairy aisle of the grocery store because they want to comfort and encourage you.
Good girls give you money for chocolate when you are penniless and hungry.
Good girls talk about the good weather in good weather and the bad weather in bad weather.
Good girls see virtue where there is virtue and vice where there is vice.
Good girls know how to get ready for bed. They take their clothes off in a certain order.
First the socks.
Good girls never boast about dirty toes.
Nextfirst the sweater.
Thereafter the skirt or trousers.
The underwear always last.
Good girls fuck with benevolence and cry at the end of intercourse.
Good girls never sniff their own socks, only the socks of others.
That way they can be a source of good.
Good girls stroke your hair late at night.
Good girls give their mums books about good people.
Good girls say to their mums:
Mum, let’s be good to each other.
Good girls are crybabies in secret.
Good girls.
Hopefully their depiction here is clear and ominous.
Good girls.
Relish God’s gifts and brush their teeth afterwards.
Good girls.
Just beware of me.