Even though nowadays Zeus and Hades hated me enough to trump their loathing for each other, their cooperation was tentative at best. As evidenced by how the two minion clumps now kept to their own halves of the sky.
I surveyed them with a grim smile.
Olympian Photokia filled the right half. Seven-foot-tall, muscly dudes, they had gold thunderbolt tattoos that snaked over their bald heads. Super cool, yet bad news for me, were their freaky gold glowing eyes that shot lightning.
You know the thing about lightning strikes? You don’t build up immunity. Get hit a million times and that million and first is still going to hurt like a mother. I speak from experience.
These Gold Crushers, as I called them, currently shared the sky with Pyrosim. These Underworld Infernorators resembled the guy from that painting “The Scream” except covered in flame, floating off the ground, and with arms that extended into long tentacles to shoot fire.
My anger blanketed me in an itchy warmth. “Kill you now or kill you on the equinox,” I called out to them, rubbing the back of my neck to relieve the irritation. “Same same.”
I felt Persephone smirk at me. Yeah, that’s right. My goddess essence smirked at me and I could feel it. No wonder I was a tad concerned for my mental well-being?
Where’s your peace and love now? she taunted.
I hated her. So. Much. Which was probably why I’d turned her into my inner monologue of negativity. I squeezed my eyes tight and shook my head, hoping to clear it. All that did was give the minions some kind of cue to rush me en masse.
Most families yelled at their kids when they got mad. Mine sent hit squads. Greek gods: putting the “diss” in dysfunctional.
Lightening struck. Fire flew. The world around me turned to gold and red. This had become a startlingly normal scenario over the past few months. Amazing what a girl can get used to.
I knocked away a Gold Crusher and an Infernorator with a one-two thwack of my light vines. Very grateful that my light packed a punch.
Most of the Pyrosim were content to focus their attention on the trees around me, transforming them into a river of flaming torches. Each arboreal destruction hit me in the gut like a fist. I was Goddess of Spring, and that made the trees kinda like my babies.
I knew that taking the minions out one-on-one wasn’t enough. More trees were burning and a small squadron of Photokia had landed on the ground with a hard thud to ring me in. I had to amp up my power level to deal with this attack.
Firing single blasts from my eyes and palms wouldn’t put a dent in this mob, so stage three goddess power it was. I shot a full-body shockwave of green light that took out all the minions at once. I hated doing that unless absolutely necessary because it severely depleted me. I’d need large doses of sunlight to recharge and, well, I hadn’t really seen the sun in a while.
Minions gone, I surveyed the carnage around me in the fading light. I scratched at my smoking arms, staring at the blazing devastation and feeling more queasy guilt about the impact my existence had on Earth.
I couldn’t put out the flames. But I could warn the goddess in the cabin to get out.
As I spun to raise the alarm, something doused me in water. Feeling like one of the animals Noah rejected, I panicked and tried to swim my way through the deluge.
Just as suddenly as the flow had started, it stopped. My cap gone, I flung my wet ringlets out of my face, wiped my eyes uselessly with my soaked sleeve, and did a double-take.
Standing before me was a vision of 1950s pin-up beauty. She was maybe 5’6”, looked about my age, with round cheeks, full lips, and straight dark brown hair that fell to her waist.
She sported a large yellow rose over her left ear, the color brilliant against her light brown skin. The rose’s blood red tips matched the large garnet ring she wore on her right middle finger. Her short sleeved, button-down shirt of the same red was tucked into her black pencil skirt. Her legs, about a million miles long in her red knee-high boots, were completely tattooed, as were her arms, which right now held some kind of thick, black fire hose aimed directly at me.
I raised my hands as if in surrender. “Normally, I make a better first impression.”
She arched an eyebrow. Doubt flickered in her large dark eyes.
“A not-quite-as-bad one?” I amended.
She huffed in annoyance as, with a flutter of her fingers, the hose promptly rolled itself up into a neat coil and nestled against the base of a quaint well, set off to the side of her cabin.
The goddess turned and strode back to her home, heels clicking on the green flagstones that led up to her front door. Her hips sashayed according to their own special laws of gravity.
Careful you don’t dislocate something, honey. With a quick look around to make sure the fire was truly out, I hurried after her like a wet dog. “Love your place,” I said, trying to redeem myself.
I really did. It was the cutest, gingerbread-colored log cabin imaginable. Like if I was a wicked witch who ate kids and wanted to sucker them in, this would be my impossibly adorable HQ.
The logs were thick and smooth. The roof pitched steeply down the sides, tiled in a light red metal. Red shutters framed the four windows—two upstairs, two down—along the front of the house. To the right of the windows, ten wide-planked steps led up to a red front door, with a circular window inset in the top.
Pin-up chick ignored my compliment, stepped through her front door, and shut it firmly behind her.
Festos was right. The goddess was a tad touchy. If there was some kind of Yelp page for goddesses, I was so slamming her customer service.
I stomped up the porch and banged on the front door, thinking that Festos better be correct about her tattoos providing clarity, otherwise this was just a giant waste of time.
I pounded on the door again, fully expecting arrows to shoot out and impale me. Surprisingly, the goddess opened it.
“Enough, already.” With a wave of her hand, she motioned me inside.
The inside of the cabin felt much larger than the outside. Very TARDISy. I stood in an airy foyer. Knotty planks of dark wood connected this space to the large living room and open kitchen off to one side. The furniture was all 1950s retro, with appliances in that special shade of mint green.
Her entire home smelled of coffee and chocolate. Two scents I could get behind. I liked her a bit more for it.
There was a lot of red and chrome furniture. From the “marbled” laminate table and matching vinyl chairs, to the curved, sectional sofa flanking a matching love seat. Awesome black and white portrait photos hung on the cream-colored walls in dark frames. I recognized Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald but the old-timey dude with a mustache was a mystery.
“Nikola Tesla,” she said, following my gaze. “He’s—”
I tore my eyes from the excellent decor to face my hostess. “A scientist guy. Yeah.” Props to years of listening to Hannah. “Please tell me you’re Aglaia, Goddess of Adornment, Splendor, and Beauty.” I was careful to stay on her welcome mat, since I was still filthy.
She scowled. “Who saddles a child with that name? I mean really. There’s not even a good nickname. Aggie?” She snorted. “I go by Jennifer.”
“As in Lopez?”
“As in a name no one can mispronounce constantly. You know how tiresome that gets?”
O-kay. I held out a hand. “I’m—”
“I know who you are, Hurricane Sophie.” She bent down to unzip her boots.
I scratched at my arms and tried not to go with my first impulse to mouth off to her. That didn’t tend to go well in terms of getting goddesses on my side. I discounted my second impulse to blast her as well since, you know, same outcome.
This visit had been a gongshow so far. But I needed her help. Maybe the way to salvage things was to match her in cool factor. “Yeah, well, I’m here to get ink done.” I said casually.
Jennifer kicked off her boots, then lined them up neatly against the wall. “You’re zero for two now, camper. One more strike and you’re out.” Her eyes narrowed as they swung between me and her front door. “Literally.”
Seriously? Now I was mad. As well as smoky, dirty, bleeding, and exhausted. “First off,” I said, counting off one index finger against the other, “I’m not the one who started the fire. And given the way you had the fire hose handy, I’m not the only client to bring trouble. Second of all …” I replayed the last minute, trying to see how I’d offended her. I shook my head. “I got nothing.”
Her expression hardened. “You’re here to get a tattoo. Not get ink or have a tat done. So you can skip your wannabe urban slang.”
Her condescension grated on me. I fixed her with a stare. “I guess a tramp stamp is out of the question?”
Jennifer laughed. Like the action surprised her. “Use the correct terminology next time,” she said. “And don’t ask me if I sling ink or use a gun either. Treat me and my art with respect. Capisce?”
I nodded. “Capisce. And sorry. I didn’t mean any offense.” I really didn’t. Also, antagonizing the one with the magic needle was never a good game plan.
The goddess eyed me up and down. “You’ll need to take a shower first. I’ve got some of my sister’s clothes. They should fit you. Follow me.”
I unlaced my boots, slipped out of them, and left them on the mat.
She led me through the living room and down a corridor floored in the same dark wood.
I tried to think clean thoughts and not feel like Pigpen with my cloud of dirt.
Jennifer stopped and flung a door open to reveal a bathroom that could have held its own in a four-star spa. The walls were a soft, muted green. Gray slate tile covered the floor. The round sink, painted with tiny vines and flowers was cool but the shower was spectacular.
“Whoa,” I breathed.
She preened. “I know.” She motioned to the tiny stones of green, black and white embedded in the floor and wall of the shower stall. “Hand collected.”
It was a wide stall, with no door. You simply stepped onto the rocks and turned to face the six shower heads jutting out from the sleek chrome fixture. I ran my hand over the stones on the wall. “I’m amazed you ever leave.”
Jennifer smiled. “Sometimes it’s tough. Get clean. I’ll bring you some clothes, and when you’re done just head right up the stairs.” She left.
I peeled off my stinky outfit, turned the jets to full blast hot, and stepped under the spray. Magnificent as the shower was, it didn’t stop me feeling jittery with nerves as I made my way up to Jennifer a few minutes later.
I tried to think reassuring thoughts as I climbed the stairs. All was not yet lost. I had until spring equinox and my final showdown against Zeus and Hades to sort all this out. Kai and I were prophesied to defeat them with a love ritual that would combine our powers and allow us to seize control of their minions. One above one below alive awake a key it is no more it is no more.
At the moment it was the last bit of that prophecy that concerned me the most. Hopefully, this was the time to find out, once and for all, if Earth and everyone on it would gone by this time next week.
All because of me.
I squinted as I stepped into bright sunshine in Jennifer’s upstairs studio. The retro vibe continued up here but instead of portraits, beautiful tattoo designs covered the walls. A massage table and small workstation sat off to one side next to a vintage wooden cabinet painted light yellow. Its two shelves held rows of ink bottles in a rainbow of colors. Below the shelves were a row of drawers, and then two large cupboard doors on the bottom. All with chrome pulls.
Jennifer motioned me over to the massage table. “Are you interested in any of my flash work or are you here for a custom piece?” She waved a hand toward her framed artwork.
“Definitely custom.” I wriggled onto the table and lifted the long, soft, green sweater she’d left for me to wear along with a pair of jeans.
She raised her eyebrows. “Nice scar.”
“Hoping I could transform it with a bouquet of black roses.” I paused. “With really sharp thorns.”
“That’s not very springlike.” The goddess pulled a piece of paper and a black colored pencil from her cabinet drawer. She nudged the drawer shut with her hip.
I let the hem of my sweater fall back down. “It’s spring with an edge,” I replied, watching her fingers fly as she sketched the flowers. “Like me.”
Jennifer made a little moue of distaste. “Well, I’d like the spring who could make my crocuses bloom, not this endlessly depressing nonsense.” She nibbled on the end of the pencil before adding a final detail to the drawing. “Think you could get on that?”
I bit my lip.
“Ah.” She gave a flicker of a smile. “Which brings us to the real reason you’re here. Beyond my fabulous artistic abilities.” She held up the picture and I nodded. A simple line drawing of black roses gathered together, thorns turned out, it managed to pulsate with energy.
And project badassery, which worked for me.
At least I hoped it would work for me because, right now, I only projected wussery. I swallowed the bile that rose in my throat at the thought of discussing my visions. “I …” I shifted my weight on the table. “I’m having these disjointed visions. I’m scared of what they mean, and Festos told me your tattoos offer … clarity.”
“Easy camper,” Jennifer soothed. She rose and crossed over to a small table with what looked like a fax machine on it. “Thermal copier,” she explained at my confused look. “To make the stencil.” She lifted a piece of carbon paper from a pile next to the machine and inserted it carbon side down into the back of the copier. Then she placed the paper with the original drawing face down into the front slot.
“Technically,” she continued, “it’s not the tattoos themselves that bring clarity. It’s the process of being tattooed.” She pressed a couple of buttons and with a beep, the copier buzzed to life, pulling the drawing paper and the stencil slowly though. She cocked her head to one side and looked at me. “How do you know it’s not just bad dreams from nerves?” she asked, keeping one eye on the copier.
“Because I’m not necessarily asleep when they happen. It’s like …” I tapped my index finger against my lip, as much to get the courage to relive the experience as to figure out how to describe it. “One minute I’m doing whatever. The next I’m not. I’m still here on Earth. But there is no one else. I mean, no one. Anywhere.”
Not even Kai. Which was part of what worried me. We were in this together, so why was I flying solo in this vision? I shivered, reliving the hopelessness this vision always brought on. Seeing myself as the only one left. Knowing I must have failed somehow but not being sure of the exact fates of my friends and loved ones.
The beeping of the thermal copier startled me out of my reverie. I raised bleak eyes to Jennifer. “I want to see more. I need to see more. I need to see what happens, exactly. And how to stop it?” Or stop myself from causing it?
Jennifer pulled the stencil paper out of the copier and tore the carbon away from the white. She looked at the resulting drawing with a critical eye, then nodded. “Clarity can be a nebulous term. It may only make the situation clearer in a universal kind of way that you won’t understand until it’s too late. Meantime, it can mess with your head.”
“What doesn’t these days?”
She gave me a sympathetic smile. “You’re sure you want to know more? Because regardless of what you learn, you need to face Zeus and Hades next week.”
It no longer surprised me that Greek gods and goddesses I’d never met before knew all about me. I’d hit the Pantheon’s radar the second Kai’s kiss restored my true identity. Too bad most of them just stayed neutral in all this.
I’d resigned myself to the lack of active assistance. So long as their activities on Earth didn’t harm humans, we’d just stay out of each other’s business and I’d do what I had to.
“If there is any chance that this tattoo helps me avoid fatal mistakes? Absolutely.” I rubbed my finger over the leather covering the massage table and blurted out, “Spring isn’t coming. I’m terrified that I’m the reason. Because I can’t stop feeling so angry and out of control all the time. And maybe it’s just one small step between me throwing the world into this weird seasonal limbo and me destroying it altogether.”
“I’m supposed to do a love ritual with a guy who is still very, very angry at me. Though that doesn’t stop him from kissing me all the time. It’s a total head trip. Not to mention that various family members want me dead and my goddess self is a constant critical voice in my head.” My voice trembled.
Jennifer crossed the room and seized my wrists in her hands. I hadn’t even realized I’d been scratching again. “Breathe.” The air filled with the calming scent of vanilla. She tilted my face up to look at her. “Forget all that right now. Empty your mind, lie down, and focus on one breath at a time.”
I nodded and did as I was told, stretching out on the massage table with a wiggle of my toes. I breathed deep until my heart slowed from foot-stomping-temper-tantrum pounding to impatient-UPS-guy knocking.
Now wearing tight-fitting black latex gloves, Jennifer lifted my shirt. She picked up a spray bottle and the sharp tang of alcohol hit my nose as she misted a paper towel and thoroughly rubbed my skin. She poured some lotion from a pale blue bottle into her palm and applied that. “Stencil Stuff. To help fix the stencil,” Jennifer explained.
I squirmed, ticklish.
“Stay still,” Jennifer murmured. She placed the drawing against my side, gave it one firm press, and then peeled the stencil paper off, revealing the design outlined in purple against my skin. “Let it dry.”
“How big is the needle?” I tracked her movements anxiously as she picked up what looked like a metal pen tube attached to a small steampunkish horseshoe with spools inside it.
“It’s not the size, honey, it’s what you do with it,” Jennifer drawled, fitting a needle into the tube. “Whatever you do, don’t hold your breath.” She sat down on a stool beside me. A tiny plastic cup filled with black liquid sat on her workstation. “Fainting would be bad.”
“I won’t pass out. Fall spasming into a vision, possible. But faint? Nah.”
“Then allons-y.” Jennifer pressed down on a foot pedal. There was a buzz and she touched the needle to my skin.