image

EXCUSES

Michael is eight and in the second grade. I’ve watched him enter and depart many stages of development since he first came into my life. But lately things have been a little challenging, and I feel as though I have become the clichéd broken record: “Tie your shoes.” “Turn off your lights.” “Close your drawers.” I have been saying these things to him since he entered school, yet he still fails to remember these simple tasks.

In first grade, even though I had to ask for the same things repeatedly, he would do what he was told to do. Now, when queried, he provides a justification as to why it isn’t done or an excuse why he cannot.

Tie your shoes.

I forgot.
I did, but they keep coming undone.
I need new laces, these are too hard to tie.
I don’t like these shoes; I need a new pair.
I need to brush my teeth.
Will you do it for me?

Turn off your bedroom lights.

I forgot.
I didn’t know they were still on.
It was dark, and I needed to see.
I didn’t have a chance to do it.
I need to rinse out my cereal bowl.
Will you do it for me?

Close your dresser drawers.

I forgot.
There are too many clothes in them.
I didn’t know they were open.
I was putting my laundry in the basket.
Will you do it for me?

Put your dirty clothes in the basket.

I forgot.
I didn’t know they were on the floor.
The basket is full.
I was closing my drawers.
Will you do it for me?

Rinse out your cereal bowl.

I forgot.
I didn’t know it was still on the counter.
I was putting away the cereal box.
Will you do it for me?

I can report with absolute certainty that repeating the words “I’ve told you a thousand times; why can’t you remember?” serves absolutely no purpose.