At twelve-fifty Marjorie arrives at the Italiano. She is dressed in expensive leather but manages to look not so much erotic, as fearful that the weather might turn. Chloe, who is tall and very slender, and has small hands and feet, and a refined and gentle face, and short cropped dark hair, wears a pale silk blouse, and pale suède trousers. She spends a lot of Oliver’s money on clothes, ever fearful that the days of tablecloth dresses, holed by cigarettes, might return.
‘You’re looking more like a boy than ever,’ says Marjorie. ‘Do you think you should?’
Marjorie carries a bright green plastic launderette bag, stuffed full of damp washing.
‘And we can’t possibly sit at this table,’ says Marjorie. ‘Are you mad? We’re practically in the Gents.’
‘Don’t make a fuss,’ begs Chloe, but Marjorie has them removed forthwith to a table near the window. She stows the launderette bag beneath her chair, and beams at the waiter, but he remains hostile. They order antipasto. He brings dried-up beans, hard-boiled eggs in bottled mayonnaise, tinned sardines and flabby radishes prettily arranged in bright green plastic lettuce leaves.
Marjorie eats with relish. Chloe watches in wonder.
‘Why don’t you kill her?’ asks Marjorie, meaning Françoise. ‘I can let you have some tablets.’
‘I am perfectly happy, Marjorie,’ says Chloe. ‘I don’t suffer from sexual jealousy. It’s a despicable emotion.’
‘Who told you that? Oliver?’
‘We all live as best we can,’ says Chloe, ‘and surely we are entitled to take our sexual pleasures as and when we want.’
‘Yes, but they’re getting the pleasure and you aren’t.’
‘I’m not a highly-sexed person, these days.’
‘Who says so? Oliver?’
But Chloe can hardly remember, of her and Oliver, who said what first.
‘I behaved very badly towards Oliver,’ says Chloe. ‘If this is his revenge it’s very mild. I can endure it. I would rather not talk about it. Whose is the washing?’
‘Patrick’s.’
‘I thought you’d stopped that kind of thing,’ says Chloe.
Marjorie is looking tired. It is one of her bleeding days, Chloe can tell. Her face is drawn and tired, and her hair is a wayward frizz.
‘Someone has to do it,’ says Marjorie.
‘Not necessarily,’ says Chloe. ‘He could leave it until the council issued a compulsory fumigation order.’
‘Patrick’s not as bad as that,’ says Marjorie.
‘I may be looking like a boy,’ says Chloe, ‘but doesn’t it seem strange that you, a high-powered television producer, should be doing Patrick’s laundry? You aren’t married to him. You don’t even sleep with him.’
‘How do you know?’ inquires Marjorie. ‘Though of course you are right. How can I have a sex life? I bleed all the time. What upsets me is the way his other lady friends behave. A lot of them must have automatics and I don’t see why they shouldn’t take their turn. If they’re strong enough to go down those steps – and lately the local hippies have been using the area as a shit-house – they’re strong enough to face his washing. All my stuff goes to the laundry – but I haven’t the nerve to send his as well. It’s not the money which stops me – it’s the humiliation.’
‘If you don’t mind,’ says Chloe, ‘I’d rather not talk about Patrick either. It’s unlucky.’
Patrick Bates lives in a filthy basement room and paints pictures in the half-dark. They fetch a good deal of money – although not quite so much as they did at the height of his fame, ten years ago. Patrick is reputed to be very wealthy, although he swears he burns the money instead of banking it. Certainly he spends very little. Since the death of Midge his wife he has become more and more eccentric. He danced on her grave when she died.
Patrick’s paintings were always small: now they are becoming miniature. He will confine a whole seraglio on a canvas marked out by a bread-and-butter plate and use cosmetic brushes to apply the paint. He is a miser. He scrounges food and clothes. He looks older these days than the forty-seven he is. His cheeks have sunk over toothless gums – he won’t spend money at the dentist. He pulls out his own teeth if they ache.
Chloe has not seen Patrick for nine years. Not since she went to visit him to ask for some money towards Kevin and Kestrel’s upkeep – Oliver was chafing under the burden of supporting them – and came away with Imogen instead.
Now she prefers not to talk or think about Patrick. She wants him out of her life. She wants him to keep away from the children. He is elemental, disruptive and mischievous. He has moved through her life like the Angel of Death, disguised sometimes as a malicious gnome and sometimes like Pan himself.
‘What was he doing, the Great God Pan, Down in the reeds by the river?’ she says now to Marjorie. They learned the poem by heart, at thirteen, competing for an elocution prize. Chloe won.
‘What indeed? We have all always wanted to know that,’ says Marjorie tartly. ‘And as for Patrick, you ought to talk about him. He is all those children’s father.’
‘Sometimes half a father is worse than no father at all,’ says Chloe. ‘And they have dozens of his paintings on the wall, so his presence is always with them, along with his genes. Oliver will keep buying them, in spite of everything. And you can get so many on a wall, I sometimes think there will be no end to it.’
‘Patrick will drink himself to death, and then there’ll be an end to it,’ says Marjorie.
Chloe is not sorry to hear this.
‘And then Oliver will have the largest collection of Bates paintings and Bates children in the whole country. He’ll like that.’
‘It’s not funny,’ says Chloe. She wishes she had not come up to London.
‘Perhaps Oliver wishes to corrupt the children,’ persists Marjorie. ‘And that’s why he buys so many. Apart from just wanting to annoy you, of course.’
Patrick paints women in all shapes, conditions and positions. Chloe has never considered them to be a depraving influence in the house. Oliver told her, in the days when he played poker with Patrick, and told her things and she believed them, that all Patrick’s latent generosity was revealed in his work.
‘Why should Oliver want to annoy me?’ asks Chloe.
‘Heaven knows,’ replies Marjorie. ‘If it was in script form I could tell you. As it’s real life I have no idea.’
She becomes gloomy, quite suddenly, as was always her way.
‘I hate my life,’ she says. ‘Everything through a glass darkly, and the only reward lousy lunches in lousy cafes with friends too busy making a mess of their lives to care what happens to me.’
‘I care,’ says Chloe, who has known Marjorie too long to be embarrassed by such speeches. ‘I thought you liked your work, anyway.’
‘My work? My work is nothing. Flickers on a screen. I’ve worked so hard to get where I have and now it seems to mean nothing. Just four different offices in as many weeks, arguments about whether or not I’m entitled to a carpet, and an executive producer over me instead of a producer. They’ll never trust me. Why should they? I can’t take their beastly flickers seriously. It’s not real life. I tell them so and they look offended.’
‘You are living the life you chose,’ says Chloe. ‘You should have married and had children.’
‘I didn’t, so I couldn’t. I shall never have what I really want. I am one of nature’s dead-ends. I am a walking Black Hole. I have a hollow inside me. a bottomless pit, and you could shovel all the husbands and children in the world into me, and still it wouldn’t be filled up. It’s the same with you, and the same with Grace. We none of us will ever get what we needed, I wish a bomb had dropped on us, and put us out of our misery.’
Marjorie, Grace and me.
What was it we needed?
Not much. Perhaps only the fathers and mothers with which we started. Perhaps to own and not to disown us. Mothers to love us, and put themselves out on our behalf. To relinquish life as we grabbed hold of it. And smile as they did so.
Failing that, what do you get?
Marjorie, Grace and me.
Little Marjorie, tagging along, always reproachful. Just occasionally scouring the equanimity of the day with some excoriating remark. Should she be forgiven?
‘The barmaid’s daughter,’ Marjorie calls Chloe, coming home from school the day Chloe wins the elocution prize. ‘You can always tell she’s coming by the smell of beer.’
It isn’t true, of course. Gwyneth and Chloe are the most frequent washers Ulden has ever seen. They soap, they rub and scrub and poke, and rinse their bodies clean. They even trade in butter coupons for soap. Between their toes and behind their ears and under their breasts, and in their navels, above all in their navels, all is clean and pure. They rub and scrub away at guilt and resentment and restlessness, and in the end they wear them thin.
And how proud they are, the pair of them, enduring and forgiving to the end. They have a row of boxes on the window sill, each with its share of coins. For gas, light (their room is metered), books, fares, dinner money, pocket money. Sitting in their parlour, counting out their money. While the king sits somewhere else, on someone else’s bed, eating bread and honey. Mr Leacock.
He drinks too much. His face is flushed. His hand is broad and firm. He lays it on Gwyneth’s arm, and she trembles and smiles. Chloe sees.
‘Poor man,’ says Gwyneth. ‘His wife isn’t good to him. It’s a dreadful way to live.’
Understand and forgive, says Gwyneth. Understand husbands, wives, father, mothers. Understand dog-fights above and the charity box below, understand fur-coated women and children without shoes. Understand school – Jonah, Job and the nature of the Diety; understand Hitler and the Bank of England and the behaviour of Cinderella’s sisters. Preach acceptance to wives and tolerance to husbands; patience to parents and compromise to the young. Nothing in this world is perfect; to protest takes the strength needed for survival. Grit your teeth, endure. Understand, forgive, accept, in the light of your own death, your own inevitable corruption. What is there to want that’s reasonable to want? How can wanting be reasonable, when soon you’ll be dead? Await that day with composure and dignity, that is all you can do.
Oh mother, what you taught me! And what a miserable, crawling, snivelling way to go, the worn-out slippers neatly placed beneath the bed, careful not to give offence.