* As of this writing, even Google has stopped giving a fuck about Google Plus: http://smallbiztrends.com/2015/08/google-plus-and-youtube-separation.html.

* http://baby-bangs.com/index2.php.

* I can’t be the only one who remembers these disturbing ads for Aussie hair care, can I? http://i1.wp.com/www.themysticwave.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Aussie_Brand.jpg.

* http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/iovg/.

* If you truly feel you are experiencing regret, it’s time to add Regret to the list of things you don’t give a fuck about.

* An Irish good-bye is when you leave a party or gathering without telling anyone. Highly recommended.

* I may or may not be the proud owner of a POISON PARTIED HERE thong.

* Occasionally you have to spend some money to be a good friend and gain peace of mind. In this case you might want to send a singing telegram, so the formula is $ SAVED ($1,000)–COMPENSATORY $ SPENT ($200 on singing telegram) = NET SAVINGS ($800). Still not bad!

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Kiernan.

* Got Hall of Fame submissions of your own? Send them to magicofnotgaf@gmail.com. I love reader mail!

* http://gawker.com/man-allegedly-strangles-woman-over-reclining-seat-1737308260.

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU.