TO MY AGENT SAM MORGAN AND EDITOR MIRANDA JEWESS: thank you for having faith in me.
To Sean: thanks for illustrating, so beautifully, on nothing but a pittance and a hope.
To Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett: thank you for your work. You proved SF/F humor could be done. You combined my two greatest loves. I wish I could have met you.
To… Who? Sir Arthur Whatsis? Who’s that guy?