Oh, I didn’t expect you back from lunch so soon. I haven’t even changed your flowers yet.

We’re done with these Manolo Blahnik samples for the photo shoot. Looks like they’re all your size . . .

The big client dinner got canceled tonight. But look, since we already paid a fortune for the chef and private dining room, why don’t you and some friends go and use it.

Don’t worry about a thing while you’re at work today, Honey.

I don’t know why we even bother doing your review. You’re fabulous.

Look, I know I’m just a man, but I can do the job. Just give me a chance to prove it.

Wow. Who would’ve guessed that team-building shopping would be so much fun?

This can’t be right: Our female employees earn 15 percent less than our male ones? Get Johnson from HR on the phone! Tell him to fix this and issue checks for back pay!

No, we’re not going to hold your job for you while you’re on sabbatical. When you come back, we’re moving you right up to Vice President.

Hi, Sweetie. You know that accounting lunch-meeting on your schedule? It’s actually me. I booked us a table at your favorite restaurant, and I can’t wait to see you.

You’re the best boss a Vice President could ever have.

I’m sick of Casual Fridays. From now on, we’re having Casual Mondays through Fridays!

Anything from the afternoon dessert cart today?

Hi, I’m your dedicated coffee boy, Steve. Text me your order anytime, and it'll be on your desk in five minutes.

Your presentation blew me away. Take the rest of the day off.

I love that they bring in guest chefs for us during the workday!

Would you be willing to consider running the Rome office this summer? It comes with a residence, a nanny, a stipend so you can bring the family, and, of course, a cash bonus.

Good call skipping the lame-o office birthday party for Ronald. But I figured that’s no reason to miss a great piece of cake.

These things are ridiculous! From now on, dress code is flats only.

Am I the only one around here who cares if we have a clean break room?

Got the dry cleaning, upgraded your plane tickets, and I’ll stay home to meet the plumber tomorrow. Anything else I can do?

“Yoga break!”

I’d like to pitch this spa client next week. Would you be willing to go check it out for a couple of days?

If I work hard, someday I’ll be in charge, and have the big office...like she has.

The boss wants you upgraded: first class air, suite at the hotel, and two massage vouchers.

Don’t even worry about it. I’ll just order you a new one.

How big do you want the window in your new corner office?

I’m the company pedicurist. Want me to work under your desk while you take your conference call?

Your office comes with your choice of furnishings, a separate sitting room, and a private bath.

You’ll be home in 15 minutes?
Perfect!