Dedication

For Kim –

The hero in this book doesn’t have a plane, or property all along the Eastern Seaboard,

or homes in Malibu and Hawaii, or a family hotel in New Orleans,

or eighteen college degrees, or is eligible to collect Social Security.

But he does have the back and arm strength for wall sex,

and he does have a nine-inch penis.

So, you’re just going to have to make do with that.