I huff out a frustrated breath and my floppy blonde hair lifts off my forehead, which is damp with sweat. I always break out into a sweat when I talk to my mom about my dating situation. She’s been going on at me for ten minutes about how blessed she is to have three sons married, two already with children. I silently curse my brothers for being such suck ups and emotional overachievers. I mean, I’m the starting goaltender for the Seattle Whalers NHL team with the best shutout record in the league. It definitely isn’t too shabby, but it seems that means shit to my family unless I’m married with a baby or three.
“Are you going to answer me, Alex?” My mom’s annoyed tone brings me back to the conversation.
Shit, what the fuck did she ask me?
“Listen mama, I have to go,” I reply quickly. “I have a team thing to go to, and I can’t be late.” I drag my hand through my long hair and grimace when I hear her suck her teeth in disapproval.
“I don’t like being ignored, Alex. You’re a successful man, and you’ll be thirty this year. You need to find a wife and settle down. I don’t want your brothers to have to hide any more news stories about you and these … these women you seem to attract.”
“C’mon, mama. I don’t go looking for women like that,” I grumble, pacing around the island in my kitchen. “They seem nice enough to start with.”
“And where do you meet these women?” she asks in a tight voice.
I huff out another breath. “In bars, I guess.”
“Exactly!” my mom crows triumphantly. “You’re not going to meet a nice girl to marry in a damn bar.”
“I know that. But I don’t have time to date like a normal person,” I explain for what feels like the millionth time. “Magnus and the others don’t have the same sort of schedule I have. I know Ansol and Hugo have their own challenges being a doctor and a vet, but they don’t travel like I have to…”
“Excuses, Alex, excuses. You have teammates who are married, yes?”
“Yeah.” I’m fully sulking now, like a petulant child being scolded for having his hand in the cookie jar.
“Well, if they can do it, so can you. You’re choosing to live your life like a teenager. It’s time to grow up.” And it seems, as usual, my mom has the last word. “I’ll let you go. Please think about what I’ve said. I don’t mean to pressure you, min skatt. You’re my baby, and I want you to be happy.”
She called me my treasure. I can hear the thick emotion in my mom’s voice; it’s the same whenever we talk. I think she still feels guilty for sending me to live in Canada when I was fourteen to help further my hockey career. I was so grateful for the opportunity then, and I’ve never had any issues with the move, but I know my mom really struggled with the separation.
“I know you do, mama. I promise to keep looking, and I’ll try better places. Perhaps a church?” I smirk and chuckle, and I finally hear her laugh as well.
“You’re still a smart ass,” she replies fondly. “Jag älskar dig.”
“I love you, too. Give my love to papa.”
“I will. Call your brothers when you get a chance.”
I laugh. “You know I will. Now go to bed,” I say firmly.
I end the call and lean my large frame against the kitchen counter, gripping the granite work surface with my huge hands. It’s crazy that from thousands of miles away, my mom can reduce me to a child—a very large, sweaty child, but a child nonetheless.
I notice that I’ve sweated through the button-down shirt I’m wearing for the party, so I quickly move through my condo to my bedroom, unbuttoning it as I go. A man of my size finds it hard to get nice shirts, so I’m not going to ruin this one by wearing it all day with pit stains. Entering my walk-in closet, I choose a blue flannel button down that goes with my dark jeans and Timberlands. I give myself a quick, refreshing spray with deodorant and pull the shirt up my thick biceps, buttoning it up on the way back to the kitchen.
Just as I’m searching for the gift bag I left in the living room, my phone pings with a message.
[NATE: We’re downstairs already. Hurry up or you can drive yourself.]
I snort and shake my head. Fucking kid’s getting too big for his boots now he’s not the rookie anymore.
[THOR: Calm your tits, kid. I’m coming.]
[NATE: Not a fucking kid. (middle finger emoji)]
Finally locating the gift bag, I grab it along with my phone, wallet, and keys and head down to the parking garage of my building. Several Whalers players live here, including Nate, our young defenseman, so it has a nice team atmosphere. It’s also useful for carpooling.
“Jesus, I thought I’d have to send a geriatric nurse up there to help you, old man.” Nate laughs when I eventually reach his truck and stuff myself into the back seat.
“Fuck you, kid,” I growl, tossing the bag onto the pile of gifts on the back seat. “Don’t you think the little one should be in the back seat? It’s cramped as hell back here.”
At my comment, Nate’s girlfriend Beth whips her head round and gives me her famous death stare: her eyes as icy blue as mine, her red lips pulled into a cocky grin. She’s the tiniest woman I’ve ever met, but she’s full of piss and bluster. I like her a lot, but she kind of scares me.
“The little one called shotgun, so you’re shit out of luck, big one!” Beth sasses, cocking her arrogant eyebrow and sticking her tongue out at me.
“That doesn’t count,” I argue. “You’re fucking the driver!”
I hear Nate snort out a laugh as he pulls out of the underground garage and sets the Sat Nav for our destination.
“Sucks to be you,” she laughs, reaching over to give Nate’s crotch a rub. “Certainly doesn’t suck to me.”
“Fuck’s sake, Princess. Now I have a boner,” Nate grumbles, batting her hand away and hitting the turn signal. “I can’t go to a kids party with a chub on.”
Jesus, these two are the worst. Why did I agree to carpool with them again?
“I thought you always have wood when I’m around, cowboy,” Beth husks in a sultry voice, her fingers grazing down his neck.
“You two need to knock that shit off,” I grumble, kicking the back of Nate’s seat, which is pressing uncomfortably against my knees. “I’m not spending the next hour here while you verbally jerk each other off.”
Both Nate and Beth burst out laughing at my grumpiness, Beth turning in her seat to look at me with sad puppy dog eyes. “Sorry, big one. We’ll rein it in.”
I reach out and pinch her cheek like she’s a little kid. “Thank you, little one.” I chuckle, knowing she hates it when I do that, something she quickly confirms when she slaps my hands away and scowls.
As the Sunday traffic eases, we make our way out of the city, heading toward the Sound. Nate and I talk about our upcoming game against the Edmonton Kodiaks and how they’re really a team to watch for a cup run this season.
“I just hope Bugs has his head in the game this year,” Nate comments. “It’s gonna be hard juggling being the Cap and having a new baby.”
“He seems on top of things so far,” I reply, thinking that Bugs and Cam have been amazing, considering their baby daughter wasn’t planned and was a result of a friends with benefits one night stand. However, they decided to raise the baby together and in the process of navigating that, they fell in love. Now they have a two-month-old baby girl, Cam has moved into Bugs’ massive mansion, and they couldn’t be happier. Cam is still on maternity leave from her job as the assistant to our team’s General Manager, but last time I saw her, she was still dipping into emails and Zoom calls to help out the woman who’s covering for her.
Today, we’re heading out to the sprawling waterfront house that belongs to our starting center, Matt Landon, and his girlfriend Mila. We all wanted to throw a party to welcome baby Sawyer to the Whalers family and since no one wanted to bring that sort of stress to Bugs and Cam’s doorstep, Mila offered up their house as party central. The whole team and all the coaching staff will be there, along with Don, our GM, and several of the office staff who work closely with Cam. Thankfully, it’s a sunny February day with no forecast for rain which seems like a miracle in Seattle, but I guess the gods must be shining on us today.
“At last!” Mila bursts out of the front door and stomps toward the truck as we pull up outside her house. Her red hair is blowing around her head like flames and her cheeks are just as red. She looks a little stressed.
“The party has arrived, lovely Mila,” I bellow, flinging my door open, scooping her up into a hug that she tries to resist.
“Damn it, Thor. There’s no time for that,” she grumbles, wriggling in my arms, but I hold her tight. “You’d better have picked up the cake, or I’ll have your balls for earrings.”
Her feisty comment makes me howl with laughter and give her one last squeeze before releasing her. She gives me a shitty look and straightens her dress with a huff.
“Of course.” I give her a shallow bow. “We have everything from your extensive list.”
“I should think so,” she replies, a little smirk tilting up the corner of her mouth. I can always make Mila giggle. “Now get your butt in the house and help Matt hang the banner.”
With another bow, I leap up the steps onto the porch and enter through the front door, my eyes immediately assaulted by so much pink it looks like the main room has been hosed down with Pepto.
“Wow!” I chuckle, looking around to find Matt trying to hang one side of a huge “It’s a girl” banner.
“Dude, a little help here,” he calls, looking at me for assistance. His muscular, tattooed arms are stretched to their limit, and he’s still inches from getting the banner straight. I trot over to him and join him on the table he’s pulled up to reach the high stone chimney that reaches all the way to the pitched roof. We awkwardly switch places without dropping the banner, and I easily reach the place he’s trying to hang it; my six feet six inches and huge arm span giving me the advantage over our Assistant Captain.
“Why the fuck did I agree to this?” Matt chuckles as we clamber down from the table and move it back into position where it’ll act as a place to leave gifts.
“Because it’s a nice thing to do,” I offer, following him to the kitchen where we both grab a beer from the large tub full of ice. “It’s been a big adjustment for Bugs. I think it’s nice the team is showing him support.”
“Absolutely.” Matt takes a large swallow of his beer while looking around the room. “Mila went a bit over the top with the pink.” Despite his grumpy attitude, I can see the affection and love in his eyes as he talks about his woman, and yet again, I feel a pang of regret that I don’t have someone like that in my life.
Apart from a high school romance that quickly faded once I got called up to the NHL, I’ve never had a long-term relationship—just a succession of short affairs with women who seem amazing to start with but usually end up doing something to reveal their true colors. I’ve had ex-lovers sell stories about me to the tabloids, post intimate pictures of me online, and I even had to get a court order to stop one of them releasing a sex tape we’d made together. That was not my finest moment, and another indiscretion my older brothers had to hide from my mama. Trust me when I say I won’t be doing anything like that again.
Let’s face it: my mom has every reason in the world to worry about my dating life. I’m almost thirty years old, and I have no idea what it means to commit to anything other than my career. And an ice hockey career can end in the blink of an eye, especially for a goalie. Of all the positions on the team, we take a lot of the hits, usually playing the full sixty minutes, contorting our large bodies up like a pretzel and being pummeled time after time by a speeding rubber disk. I took a nasty hit to the throat in the last game of our Stanley Cup run last season, and it took me most of the summer to recover from it. My throat hurts almost every day, and the doctor had serious concerns about permanent damage to my larynx. However, I got the all clear to train and play, and even though it takes a while for my voice to get going in the morning, I’m good to go.
“Okay, the guest of honor will be here in an hour, so we need to finish setting up the bar, hang some bunting on the porch, and make sure the caterers know where to set up the food,” Mila states as she marches into the kitchen with her clipboard, looking all business. No wonder Coach Casey values her so highly as his assistant. “Do you think we have enough pink?”
Matt barks out a throaty laugh and pulls his woman against his body, smoothing her chaotic red hair out of her face.
“Red, the place looks perfect. Bugs and Cam’ll love it.” He takes her lips in a searing kiss that makes me feel like I should turn away to give them privacy. “Now stop stressing, get your butt upstairs, and finish getting ready. I got this.” He gives her butt a cheeky slap, making her squeal.
“Thank you.” Mila giggles, wriggling free from his embrace and handing over her clipboard. “Don’t let the caterers leave without putting the mini quiches in the oven to warm through.” She points finger guns at him as she heads toward the stairs.
“Sure thing.” He smirks, pretending to look at her list, but once she disappears up the stairs, he tosses the clipboard on the counter and gets us both another beer.
“You’d better do what she says, man.” I chuckle, accepting the chilled glass bottle. “I don’t think today is the day to piss her off.”
Matt tips his bottle at me and takes a long drink. “It’s all under control. Fancy a game of pool?”
I shrug and nod, following him into the game room. It’s not my woman that’ll cut my balls off if the mini quiches are ruined, so I see no harm in enjoying a few games of pool while we wait for this party to start. I’m just here for the free food and booze.