Introduction

Leaving voice mails.

Owning a VCR.

Insisting that the GPS must be wrong.

Expressing skepticism about global warming.

There are dozens of outdated errands, items, and beliefs that Baby Boomers just can’t seem to give up. No matter how many times Millennials and Gen Zers attempt to drag them into 2020, Boomers simply stamp their feet and insist that they must arrive at the airport seven hours early.

So if, after failing once again to explain why no one uses an encyclopedia anymore, you’ve thrown your hands up and screamed, “OK, Boomer!” then this book is for you. Containing fifty-eight classic Boomerisms that you can laugh, sigh, or roll your eyes at, OK, Boomer is the perfect vent for your rage at receiving another crazy conspiracy theory from a Yahoo e-mail address.