Trigger warning!

If you are troubled by self-harm and mental illness, blood and gore, virtual worlds and string theory, Catholicism and blasphemy, sexual arson and vows of abstinence, mutant rats and switchblade-wielding children, coconut trees and the North of England, populist Popes and drug-using exorcists, unclean old men and dizygotic twins, failed lawyers and claims-adjusters-turned-bartenders, then this book is not for you.

Should such topics pique your curiosity, please read on, and more importantly, consider consulting a professional.

Sincerely,
Natasha Tremblay