OLDGUY: SUPERHERO,

HOMIE

Oldguy’s on his way to the convenience store
for a beer and a Slim Jim but takes the wrong

street and winds up in the barrio, where he’s
spotted by a carload of lowriders, who buck

their car over the curb at him, stopping an inch
away. Oldguy’s mind’s strayed back to when

he could piss his name in dry concrete,
but his blank stare is taken as mad-dogging.

The lowriders admire his big cojones and decide
to make him a member. They give him a jacket,

black leather, their name blood-red on the back—
The Latin Assassins—with room for his moniker

underneath. They christen him El Anciano and try
to teach him their hand sign, but his shaky version

looks like the finger. They stare as he wanders off.
“See that finger, man?” says the leader, turning

to the others. “Don’t fuck with that guy: he
don’t give a shit.” Soon a cop stops Oldguy

and asks where he thinks his fucking gang ass
is going. Oldguy understands this as a request

for his new gang sign. After he flashes it,
a nurse says, “Try to drink this.” But as he heals,

word of Oldguy’s ballsy gesture to the system
feeds the legend of El Anciano, Fist of Fire.