One inflatable five-man tent capsule,
Italian army surplus.
One pair mini long-range spotter glasses,
right lens missing.
One telescoping blowpipe,
slightly bent.
Ten curare-tipped blowpipe darts,
[use by 01/01/56].
One pair bat-shaped handcuffs,
delivered to wrong address.
One Party Animal joy buzzer,
for enemy banquet infiltration.
One ultra-sheer camouflage net,
wherever it is.
Four Hershey bars with almonds,
for urchin recruitment.
One Ejector Model Baby Hammerless Revolver,
1929 Johnson Smith model.
Twin Beta X-22 Kinetic Gizmoids,
instruction manual discontinued.
One Big Cat rupture truss,
new condition.
One denture grapple, for eaves, napes,
or crotches.
Four tear-gas suppositories, for last-resort escapes.