OLDGUY: SUPERHERO—

HIS UTILITY BELT

One inflatable five-man tent capsule,
Italian army surplus.

One pair mini long-range spotter glasses,
right lens missing.

One telescoping blowpipe,
slightly bent.

Ten curare-tipped blowpipe darts,
[use by 01/01/56].

One pair bat-shaped handcuffs,
delivered to wrong address.

One Party Animal joy buzzer,
for enemy banquet infiltration.

One ultra-sheer camouflage net,
wherever it is.

Four Hershey bars with almonds,
for urchin recruitment.

One Ejector Model Baby Hammerless Revolver,
1929 Johnson Smith model.

Twin Beta X-22 Kinetic Gizmoids,
instruction manual discontinued.

One Big Cat rupture truss,
new condition.

One denture grapple, for eaves, napes,
or crotches.

Four tear-gas suppositories, for last-resort escapes.