25 > “Not owned by a fucking moron”

“I’m trying to think what Twitter would get by NOT accepting the exact same offer,” a Twitter engineering manager wrote on Slack, in response to the sudden news. He shared his musings in a 2,000-person channel called #stonks, where employees traded advice about how to manage their Twitter stock options and debated the company’s financial performance.

Bitter responses flooded the channel.

“A lot lower stock,” one worker responded.

“It’d get to not be owned by Elon Musk,” another said.

“Not owned by a fucking moron?” an engineer chimed in.

Despite their disgust, the chattering employees understood that his $44 billion offer overvalued their company. Twitter’s stock rocketed upward with confirmation that a deal was all but done. Trading of Twitter’s shares was temporarily halted, and once trading resumed, Twitter closed out Tuesday up more than 22 percent at about $52 a share. The deal, as one employee in #stonks put it, would “put bread on the tables of shareholders” and that was all that mattered to Wall Street.

Edgett sent a terse note thanking employees for their patience. “We received the letter from the Musk parties which they have filed with the SEC,” he wrote. “Our intention is to close the transaction at $54.20 per share.”

The email seemed clownishly redundant. Of course Twitter intended to close the deal—it had been the refrain that executives drummed into employees all summer. But Twitter’s board members and legions of lawyers didn’t know what to make of Musk’s sudden pronouncement. He had ripped the rug out from under them, and they had no reason to trust anything he said. This could be a stall tactic, a way to wiggle out of his deposition or to delay the lawsuit until his loans expired the following April. Still, his pronouncement heightened the grim sense of duty in the boardroom. The members knew they must sell, but any optimism that Musk might be a good steward of the platform had long been erased.

In court, Twitter’s lawyers were fighting to get their hands on even more of Musk’s text messages that might reveal his true motives for tanking the deal—the billionaire had turned over no messages between May 24 and May 30, when Musk was arranging funds to replace his $6.25 billion margin loan, nor between June 1 and June 7, when Musk was whipped into a fervor over the supposed bot problem and directed his lawyers to tell Twitter he might back out of the deal. Savitt hadn’t found concrete proof that Musk’s bot complaints were a smokescreen, but it was possible.

Whatever Musk’s intentions, Twitter should press on until they saw $44 billion hit their accounts, Savitt insisted. He still wanted to proceed to trial in Delaware.

But Musk’s lawyers had other plans. They told Chancellor McCormick that they would close the deal by October 28 and that a trial was no longer necessary. On the evening of October 6, the chancellor agreed to give Musk what he wanted. If the deal wasn’t done by the end of the month, she told Twitter it could have a November trial date instead.