32 > A Blue Heart

By the morning of November 1, Kaiden felt like his work was done. He had verified that Twitter’s employees were, in fact, real and Musk’s fears of ghosts were delusions. Not one to use Slack for small talk, he was businesslike in his announcement: “Payroll is working on processing the vest now,” he wrote in the workplace chat that morning. The message garnered dozens of thumbs-up and prayer hands emoji responses.

Musk was less thrilled. The payout would cost him $200 million as he enriched a group of workers he believed were lazy and undeserving. And while he had authorized Kaiden to conduct the audit, his team had not given the chief accounting officer the authority to make the announcement. The next day, the goons locked the accountant out of his laptop and he was escorted out of the San Francisco office. He walked out a hero.

On November 1, Spiro gave McSweeney new marching orders. Instead of cutting her team by 25 percent, she needed to find a way to dismiss 50 percent, he said. She had been in direct contact with Spiro throughout the weekend as they traded layoff lists, and was shocked at the sudden change.

Just days earlier, Spiro had been reassuring her and promising to help along the way, but she was being handed off to Sam Teller, Musk’s former chief of staff who somehow had also been drafted into this mess. Teller asked for a crash course on Twitter’s public policy operations, forcing McSweeney to repeat what she’d told Spiro on Friday. McSweeney ran through her spiel again.

McSweeney thought the magnitude of the layoffs made no sense, and she was worried about taking instructions from people like Spiro and Teller, who had no formal roles at Twitter. Their orders seemed likely to get her into trouble, particularly as she prepared to lay off employees in Europe, many of whom were protected by stricter labor laws than their colleagues in the United States and entitled to extended notice of a mass layoff. She wrote to the company’s human resources and legal teams, notifying them of her concerns. But no one seemed willing to contravene Musk.