The Liverpool boss was pretty chuffed with himself,

said the news report, for being so tough

when he decided to snub the obvious choice

and go instead for the goal machine.

I’m over the moon, they said he said.

I’m over the moon, he said.

The Barnsley manager was lost for words

to describe his feelings when Chelsea fell

to the Tykes. We played fantastic.

I never thought we’d do it again

but we did, we did, and all I can say is

I’m over the moon, they said he said.

I’m over the moon, he said.

The Hollywood mum was way beyond thrilled

according to friends, when she delivered

into the world, not one bouncing baby

but twins instead to the astonished dad.

I’m over the moon, they said she said.

I’m over the moon, she said.

Bollywood’s hottest couple was proud to be blessed

by the jubilant father, the superstar.

It’s a match made in heaven, he said to the press,

Between two shooting stars with shining careers

and I’m over the moon, of course, he said.

I’m over the moon, he said.