CHAPTER THIRTEEN
The End (I Hope)

I wake up in my own bed. Bagels is sharing my pillow. He’s snoring. But that’s not what wakes me. I hear music. Elvis is singing “All Shook Up.” Oh no. I forgot to give Dad his phone back. Should I answer it? I look at the alarm clock. Two AM? Who’s phoning Dad at two in the morning?

Wait a minute. I think I know who.

“Grrrr,” Bagels growls at the phone. He knows too.

Only a Sasquatch would be phoning this early in the morning.

I switch off the phone. I lie back down.

“I can’t remember if Mom’s phone has GPS,” I say to Bagels.

Bagels doesn’t answer.

He’s snoring again.

I fall asleep trying to figure out how long it would take for a Sasquatch to walk all the way from Sasquatch Lake to our house.

Too long.

I hope.