if you’re constipated don’t rape yourself
from the inside out: don’t sit down and put
the impulse right to the test, straining and
pushing, causing bleeding: take a little time
to relax, let the tissues adjust: if you lose
the urge, there will be another, if not right
away, soon: gently treated and not pressed
your action will begin to look forward to itself
rather than shrinking back aghast: but, of
course, this is just a little tip to try: it
isn’t the law—but it reminds me that if
everybody kissed my heinie that should, my
asshole would be worn smooth.…
LORD HELP