Zacharias Karamondis

Once he started looking up Zacharias Karamondis in the various Internet sources, Jake learned two things about the economist right away. He wasn’t at Princeton University itself but at the Institute for Advanced Study, which was located a couple of miles from the school’s campus. Jake goggled at the fact. Einstein took up residence there when he fled the Nazis and came to America. John von Neumann. Wolfgang Pauli. Robert Oppenheimer. The Institute at Princeton was one of the world’s most prestigious intellectual centers.

The second thing Jake found was that Karamondis did not travel, not even to meet a United States senator.

“Dr. Karamondis hasn’t left this neighborhood since I’ve been here,” said the smooth-voiced executive assistant who answered Jake’s phone call. “If you want to speak with him, you’ll have to come here.”

Jake had no objections to that. He had always wanted to see the Institute for Advanced Study. In his mind it was the ultimate temple of learning, a refuge where the best minds in the world could pursue knowledge without being bothered by the pressures of the outside world.

“It’s like going on a holy pilgrimage,” he said to Tami that evening, excitedly.

She grinned back at him. “Say hello to Zeus and the rest of the gang for me.”

The reality was somewhat different. The Institute’s buildings were practical, not monumental. The place looked more like a suburban office complex than a set of temples.

And Zacharias Karamondis didn’t resemble Zeus at all.

“Call me Zach,” he said affably as Jake stepped into his office. The smooth-voiced executive assistant Jake had talked with on the phone quietly closed the door behind him.

Zacharias Karamondis was nearing seventy-five years of age, Jake knew from checking his biographic sketch. His hair was still dark, though, a thinning and unruly patch that looked as if it hadn’t seen a comb in at least a week. The man was fat, short, and rotund, wearing a wrinkled, rumpled pair of hideous golf slacks and an equally baggy pinkish short-sleeved shirt.

He was standing at his desk, which was cluttered with papers. A computer rested on the table behind the desk, equally strewn with journals, papers, and dog-eared books. One wall of the office was entirely bookshelves, crammed to overflowing.

Karamondis himself was fleshy-faced, his eyes barely slits set into puffy cheeks. Jake thought he looked like a good candidate for a heart attack.

Yet he was smiling warmly as he gestured to the only empty chair in front of the desk. It was a straight-backed wooden chair, though, not comfortable at all. There were two more to one side, both piled with papers.

As Jake sat down, the executive assistant reentered the office, carrying a tray bearing a teapot and a pair of cups.

“Would you prefer coffee?” she asked. Jake realized that she was quite attractive: old enough so that her hair was turning gray, but still trim of figure and bright of eye.

“A cold drink, if you have it,” he replied.

“Coke? Club soda?”

“Club soda, please.”

She deftly cleared a space on the desk with one hand, then gently deposited the tray there and left the office.

Karamondis sat heavily in his squeaking desk chair and reached for a half-eaten sandwich resting on a crumb-littered plate among the piles of papers on the desk. Jake noticed that the front of his hideous shirt was generously sprinkled with more crumbs.

His appearance didn’t seem to bother Karamondis at all. “I know what you’re thinking,” he said, almost jovially. “The fat guy’s eating gyros between meals.”

Jake couldn’t think of a reply, so he stayed silent. Karamondis’s accent was decidedly not Greek. If anything, Jake thought he heard the Bronx in the man’s overly loud tones.

“I’ve got a heart problem,” he explained. “My doctor told me to eat several little meals during the day, instead of a few big ones.” He bit off a chunk of the sandwich, then went on as he munched away, “So I eat six or seven times a day instead of three.”

“I see,” Jake said weakly.

Karamondis gulped down his mouthful, then placed the plate atop a teetering mountain of papers. He started to reach for the tea just as his executive assistant returned to hand Jake an insulated mug of club soda that bore a blue and white New York Yankees logo.

Karamondis lost interest in the tea. He leaned back in his groaning swivel chair and, clasping his hands over his ample belly, fixed Jake with a stern stare. “So … Patsy Lovett says you need my advice. What about?”

Somewhat haltingly, Jake started to explain his work on the space program. Karamondis nodded in all the right places.

“It makes sense. After all, we spent a hundred billion in twenty-first century dollars to get to the Moon. Why let it go to waste, if there are good economic reasons to develop an industrial base there?”

Feeling heartened, Jake said, “The problem is that the cost—”

“The problem with everything is the cost.”

“The program could cost as much as a hundred billion over ten years.”

“Pah! The petroleum industry spends that much on drilling dry holes every ten years. More!”

“But the voters, the taxpayers—”

“Why should they foot the bill?” Karamondis asked, almost belligerently.

“Who else?”

“Private capital! Why is it those dunces in Washington can’t see farther than the ends of their noses? Every time they want to start a new program, they think that only tax money can finance it. Phooey!”

Jake blinked at him.

Karamondis leaned both his heavy forearms on his desk, scattering papers in every direction and threatening to topple the teapot.

“Let me ask you a question.” Without waiting for a response from Jake, the economist asked, “How were the big power dams in the American West financed?”

“Power dams?”

“You know, Hoover Dam, Grand Coulee, Bonneville, the other dams that generate electricity.”

Jake stared at him. What’s this got to do with solar power satellites? he asked himself.

Karamondis eased back in his chair. “Since you obviously don’t know, I will tell you.

“Back in the early years of the twentieth century, many people in the West—in California, Arizona, Washington State, places like that—they wanted to build dams that would control their major rivers, irrigate their dry farmlands, and generate electricity. Understand?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Good. But they had problems. Building such dams was damned expensive.” Karamondis chuckled delightedly at his pun. Then, serious again, “Besides, most of the projects involved more than one state. There were questions about who had the rights to the water. And profits from the dams would be a long time coming. No single state could afford to finance such a project and private investors saw all outgo and a long time before any income.”

“So they went to the federal government,” Jake guessed.

“Wrong. In those days the federal budget was small and tight. It would be decades before FDR came in with his tax-and-spend policies and opened up the federal treasury for everything in sight.”

“Where’d the money come from, then?”

Karamondis grinned knowingly. “From a simple yet ingenious financing scheme. Simply ingenious, you might say.” Again he laughed. This time Jake smiled back at him.

His grin widening, Karamondis explained, “A few pretty smart financial types figured that if the federal government offered to back long-term, low-interest loans for these projects, private investors would pony up the money for the dams.”

“But I thought private investors steered clear of the projects.”

“At first they did. But with Washington backing the loans, guaranteeing that the investors wouldn’t lose their money no matter what, all the millions that were needed came out of the pockets of private financiers. Not a nickel of money came from the US Treasury.”

It took a few moments for Jake to absorb what Karamondis was telling him. “No tax money was spent.”

“Not a penny of tax money. The dams were built on private capital. All that Washington provided was the assurance that the investors would not lose the money they put up.”

“And that’s how the dams got built.”

Karamondis nodded hard enough to make his cheeks waddle. “The loans paid out in fifty years, if I remember correctly. By then the dams had helped to power the Southwest and Northwest. Helped to build Phoenix and Las Vegas. Tamed the Columbia River. Delivered the electricity for the Manhattan Project.”

“The atomic bomb project,” Jake said, feeling awed.

“So you see,” Karamondis said, spreading his flabby arms, “you can build your base on the Moon and everything else you want without spending a penny of the taxpayers’ money.”

“No federal financing.”

“Merely a federal guarantee to back long-term, low-interest loans. That will open up the spigots on Wall Street.”

“Would it really work?” Jake wondered.

“It already has!” Karamondis boomed.