When Gladys put her handbag down

smack in the middle of standing stones

the dancing started. One by one

she touched the boulders, moved like a moon

from granite to sarsen, pacing out praise

for these prominent erections of man,

gliding past the North Pole of her bag

which smelt of lipstick and lavender.

Her pearls became bright satellites of her,

as she moved in ellipses, calling the gods

of darkness and chaos with parabolas

of wonder. No one can say we’ve gone to the dogs

while modern aunties are still in tune

with ancient eclipses, can stand alone

completing whole families of motionless stone.