‘Well!’ said Will to the wall,

but the wall said nothing at all to Will.

                          *

‘Forsooth!’ The Count of Monte Cristo eyed his cell

with calculation. He’d heard the tapping,

had decided escape was a matter of style

and special attention. No mortar could withstand his stare.

Nothing would love him as much again

as the wall he seduced, that became his door.

                          *

When pushed, the wall said ‘Nothing’ to Will

who, shocked, could only manage a ‘Well!’

                          *

Kerrunch! Now that’s talking.

A cartoon cat

is a concertina played by a fall

and hitting top C. It’s broom-handle

heart attack, yoiks! and kerpow!

It’s saying: fantasy’s all very well,

you may think you’re an arrow

but a wall’s in the way

and the literal’s stronger, remember.

Splatt! Now.

                          *

Once it had started to talk, the wall

couldn’t stop itself. Will listened well.