BILL
AND PHIL
AND
THE
VERY
BIG HILL

There was a man.

His name was Bill.

Bill had a friend.

His name was Phil.

One day Bill and his friend Phil

climbed to the top of a very big hill.

‘I dare you to roll

down the hill,’

said Bill.

‘I will if you will, Bill,’

said Phil.

‘I will if you will, Phil,’

said Bill.

So Bill and Phil

rolled down the hill.

Faster and faster

rolled Phil and Bill.

‘Help!’ said Bill.

‘I’m feeling ill!’

‘Me too,’ said Phil.

‘It’s a VERY big hill!’

But Bill and Phil

kept rolling until

they landed in a puddle of

smelly pig swill!

‘Yuck!’ said Bill.

‘Yuck!’ said Phil.

‘Do you want to do it again?’ said Bill.

‘I will if you will, Bill,’ said Phil.

‘I will if you will, Phil,’ said Bill.

So …

once more they climbed

that very big hill

and rolled back down

into the swill.

And then they did it again …

and again …

and again …

and for all I know

they’re doing it still.