ANDY G,
TERRY D,
THE BRAVE TEA-LADY
AND
THE EVIL BEE
One day while out walking
by the sea,
I saw a sign saying,
‘BEWARE OF THE BEE.
YOU’LL GET STUNG
UNLESS YOU FLEE!’
But before I could flee,
I saw the bee.
And, even worse,
that bee saw me.
I had to run.
I had to flee.
As fast as my feet
could carry me.
As I ran I saw Terry D
and he looked up and he saw me.
‘Why do you run so fast?’ said he.
‘Where are you going, Andy G?’
‘The bee!’ I cried.
‘Can’t you see?
That evil bee is after me.
From that bee I must flee
or it will surely bee-sting me.’
‘I see, I see,’ said Terry D.
‘I see the bee.
I see that I must also flee.
I’ll come with you, Andy G.’
And so Terry D ran after me.
We ran and ran quite speedily.
We passed a lady selling tea.
‘Why are you running
so fast?’ said she.
‘Won’t you stop and have some tea?’
‘No time for tea,’ said Terry D.
‘We’re being chased by an evil bee.
From that bee we must flee
or stung by the bee
we’ll surely be.’
‘I see,’ said the lady selling tea.
‘I see the bee.
I see that I must also flee.
Jump aboard my trolley with me.
It’s a super-fast trolley
that is powered by tea.’
And so we fled.
We fled, all three.
As fast as we could—
pursued by that bee.
But just as we were almost free
the tea-trolley crashed
into a mighty tree.
‘Quick!’ said Terry,
‘climb up the tree.
As fast as you can,
because here
comes the bee.’
Up we climbed.
One, two, three!
Terry D, the tea-lady and me.
We climbed and climbed
and climbed, we three.
We climbed right up
to the top
of that tree
until there was
nowhere left to flee.
I turned to face our enemy—
that evil, nasty, stinging bee—
and said to it most angrily,
‘Why do you seek
to sting us three?
Just buzz off and let us be.’
But the bee just buzzed
with evil glee
and made a bee-line
straight for me!
But I didn’t get stung
by that evil bee
thanks to the tea-lady’s bravery.
She quickly jumped
in front of me
and waved her teapot
threateningly.
‘STOP!’ she cried,
‘you nasty bee!’
But STOP
that nasty bee
DID NOT …
and so she
trapped it in her pot!
‘Yippee! Yippee!’ cried Terry D.
‘No longer will that bee fly free.’
‘Now,’ sighed
the tea-lady
cheerfully,
‘how about
that cup of tea?’
So we all sat down
at the top of the tree
and shared a pot
of fresh bee tea.