Modern Manners
An Etiquette Book for Rude People
The Bachelor Home Companion
A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
Republican Party Reptile
Confessions, Adventures, Essays, and (Other) Outrages
Holidays in Hell
In Which Our Intrepid Reporter Travels to the World’s Worst Places
and Asks, “What’s Funny About This?”
Parliament of Whores
A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
Give War a Chance
Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind’s Struggle Against Tyranny,
Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer
All the Trouble in the World
The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological
Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty
Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut
“I Was Tragically Hip and I Recovered! You Can Too!”
Eat the Rich
A Treatise on Economics
The CEO of the Sofa
One Year in the Life of a Man Who Said, “Mind If I Put My Feet Up?
I Think I Will Take This Lying Down.”
Peace Kills
America’s Fun New Imperialism
On The Wealth of Nations
A Minor Mister Opines upon a Master’s Magnum Opus
Driving Like Crazy
Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending Celebrating America the Way
It’s Supposed to Be—with an Oil Well in Every Backyard,
a Cadillac Escalade in Every Carport, and the Chairman of
the Federal Reserve Mowing Our Lawn
Don’t Vote—It Just Encourages the Bastards
A Treatise on Politics
Holidays in Heck
A Former War Correspondent Experiences Frightening Vacation Fun
The Baby Boom
How It Got That Way … And It Wasn’t My Fault …
And I’ll Never Do It Again
Thrown Under the Omnibus
A Reader
How the Hell Did This Happen?
The Election of 2016