You say a sign should hang from my ear,

you say torture with Chinese Whispers,

like the door on the toilet refusing to flush.

I’ll say whatever comes into my ear as shush.

I say there is no blockage, no glue or wax,

you’ll accuse me of negative feedback,

just nerves dead as disconnected wires.

I say thank God for books, my ear retires,

you say playing with a rotary phone

far from the playground’s monotone,

picking up the receiver to my good ear,

you say you’ll get me in the mere –

bad: dial tone/no dial tone, is wacko.

Oh-noes playing Marco Polo,

I say I’m testing how to differentiate

a unilateral ear unable to locate

between fitting in/not fitting in.

Oi! Are you deaf or something?