Every autumn I forget they do this,

until they do –

hard-faced carapaces,

little mechanical legs

across my bedroom ceiling

insinuating into warm gaps,

congregating under cornices,

black-eyed blotches staring me down.

Ladybird, ladybird fly away home

Your house is on fire, and your children are gone

Occasionally, a maverick, lured by the mellow glow

of the bedside light, will lift its elytra,

like the doors on a Lamborghini

to reveal filmy black wings,

and fly towards my open mouth.

Ladybird, lazy bird fly out of bed

Your home is infested …

but I shrink back from scooping its crunchiness

into tissue, messing

with its reflex bleeding, yellow toxins oozing

out of its exoskeleton.

All except one and that’s little Ann

(The receptionist had a tattoo on her arm.

In its freckled baby belly, Always in my heart)

For she crept under the frying pan

For she crept under the counterpane