It would climb from its dirt-tank and whip
after dad’s thrown oven chips –
and when it was full it would rest in the glare
of the TV like a drainpipe choked with moss
and one unlucky starling. Rare
was the sight of mum stroking it
as one of her own stockinged legs,
more often dad laid it over himself
as one of her stockinged legs –
still, it would nuzzle no one save me
and follow me to bed, my one-limbed teddy
they’d later call my tape measure
comparing its hungry length to mine
as into sleep I glided like a chip across the room.