One day, downhill from the farmer’s field,

I, a frog, married a drain,

married its cool and its damp,

web-wed its steely gills,

its shaggy walls and mind of flies:

to which the drain gave consent

silently adding its nuptials.

So overgrown with green

and happy clamminess,

on the eve of our first year

a fifth foot bulbed from my skin

with something of the pressure and shape

of a cork being eased

from a bottle of champagne.

All night, my croak in the air

was the closest I could get to your

– remind me, what do you call them –

fireworks or flares?