I was six when I first filed for moral bankruptcy

I was ten when they told me language is inherently classist.

At thirteen, I started defining kindness

as ‘making nice to those who like your favourite teams’.

At twenty, I hired a ghost to write my LinkedIn profile.

At thirty, I started radiosuctive parole therapy.

At forty-one, I began to look sideways and call it inward.

At eighty-six, I’m a work in progress.

Today, at 120, I’m a proud piece of gum,

who’s almost forgotten the countless nights it took me,

locked in the shoe of the human mind,

to get here to tell you: don’t let others humanise you.

Don’t let them take away your objectivity

no matter how much they brutalise you.