Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Part I

1. Just do It

2. Those Fucking Eggs

3. Nothing to be Proud of

4. Alcoholism For Beginners

Part II

5. Prepare for Landing

6. The British Invasion

7. The Dangers of Cheez whiz and Pimento

8. Crack(S)

9. What’ll It Be?

10. The Mirrors of La

11. Running Underwater

12. The Butterfly Effect

13. The Deep End

14. Dry

15. One Year Later

Acknowledgments