THE LIGHT FANTASTIC

I love, love, love lamps. I must have twenty in the living room alone. They eliminate hideous overhead lighting, which makes everyone look terrible, and there’s such variety—they can cast the perfect glow to set any mood—colorful lights and shades for festive occasions, dim and serious for romantic evenings. Even when I’m home alone and want to get into a certain mind-set, lighting is the first thing I tweak.

In this chapter I’ve included a few ideas and techniques that I hope will put you in the right mood. Just remember to use energy-efficient cool lightbulbs when making these projects. They’re much better for the environment and for the glue and materials you’ll use to put the lamps together.

IMPORTANT

I’m serious about using energy-efficient cool bulbs! Some of these projects should not be exposed to the heat a conventional bulb gives off. So head to the store and stock up on eco-friendly, cool bulbs before you even turn this page. You heard me, go!

 

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LULU LAMP

This project reminded me of the first time I did macramé. I was with my aunt Lulu, who was letting me help her make a hanging planter. We spent a lovely Saturday afternoon tying twine and watching it take shape while she drank boxed wine and I had a Coke. Aunt Lulu had a talent for macramé for sure, but sadly, I didn’t take to it. That said, I do love braiding and twisting fabric strands together, and this project reminded me of her. So here’s to you, Aunt Lulu!

YOU’LL NEED

1 yard each of 3 different fabrics in complementary colors

Scissors

Hot glue gun and glue sticks

Wire plant basket

Cord and socket set

Nylon zip tie

Energy-efficient cool bulb—Do not make this project with any other type of bulb!

Optional: Sewing machine with matching thread

HERE’S HOW

 1  Cut 14 strips of each fabric, 2 inches wide, along the width of the fabric. (Most fabric is either 45 inches or 60 inches wide, so your strips will probably be 2” × 45” or 2” × 60”, but it doesn’t matter if they’re longer or shorter.)

 2  Take 1 strip of each piece of fabric and braid them together. Secure the ends by either stitching across the 3 pieces or hot-gluing them together. Repeat until you’ve made 13 braids.

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 3  With the wire basket’s mouth down on your workspace, crisscross your 3 leftover fabric strips on top so they lie flat, and hot-glue them to the wires, as shown in the photo. Be sure to glue the ends of the strips securely to the mouth of the basket.

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 4  Cut a hole in the strips at the center of the top of the lamp. Place your socket inside the top of the basket, and thread the cord through the top. Secure the socket in place with a nylon zip tie.

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 5  With your basket’s mouth down on the table, twist your braids in a spiral pattern starting in the center of the top, and glue them in place. Continue working around and down the basket toward the mouth, adding braids as you go, until the entire basket is covered.

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 6  Cut 8 strips of fabric from each of your 3 fabrics, each ½ inch wide.

 7  Tie the ends of 2 pieces together, and trap the tied ends in a drawer or under something very heavy.

 8  Twist each of the pieces clockwise while simultaneously twisting each color counter-clockwise to form a ropelike strand, and then tie a knot on the end to finish it. Repeat until you have 8 twisted strands.

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 9  Glue the end of 1 of your twisted strands to the mouth of your lamp. Let it hang down about 4 inches, then loop it back up and tack the loop in place. Continue creating a 4-inch looped fringe with your strands until it goes all the way around the mouth. Make additional twisted strands if you need them.

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 10  Make some more twisted strands and glue them around the lamp in between the braids to cover up any gaps and to add texture.

 11  Make another twisted strand and glue 1 end to the top of your lamp in the middle of the spiral so you can poke a hanging hook through it later.

 12  Attach your energy-saving cool bulb to the socket, and hang your light.

 

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BEER CAN BETTY PARTY LIGHTS

I call these Beer Can Betty Party Lights because whenever I need an aluminum can for a project I call up my neighbor Betty. She’s always throwing parties and she saves the empty beer cans for me. Hopefully the beer (or soda) lovers in your life will save some cans for you so you can make these, too.

YOU’LL NEED

20 or so beer cans

Scissors

Large nail and Phillips screwdriver

Silver Krylon spray paint

Elmer’s glue

Small paintbrush

Silver glitter

String of colored lights

E-6000 glue

HERE’S HOW

 1  Cut the tops off your beer cans about 1 inch down from the lid so that you have a “beer cup” about 3½ inches high.

 2  Cut the sides of the cans into ½-inch-wide vertical strips.

 3  Bend the strips outward so each can looks like a starburst.

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 4  Fold each strip under and slightly sideways, so that the top of the strip is hidden under the base of the next strip.

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 5  Poke a hole in the center of each can with your large nail, and then work it open with the screwdriver until it’s big enough for a lightbulb to fit through.

 6  Spray the cans all over with silver spray paint and let them dry.

 7  Paint Elmer’s glue on the edges of your cans, sprinkle glitter on top, and let dry.

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 8  Slip your starbursts over the lightbulbs and add a dab of E-6000 to keep them in place.

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 9  Invite Betty over to help you party it up a little.

 

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PAPER CLIP AND DUCT CAP LAMP

This is one of the projects I’m most proud of, and my friends dig it, which is always a good indication of a successful craft. It’s made from only a few simple elements—paper clips, a duct cap from the hardware store, and two binder rings—and you can make it while watching TV and eating a very large bowl of peanut butter–filled pretzels.

YOU’LL NEED

1 8-inch-diameter duct cap

Large nail and hammer

Scrap piece of wood

330 small paper clips

104 large paper clips

Stick-on battery-operated light

Two binder rings that are 1½ inches in diameter

HERE’S HOW

 1  Place the edge of your duct cap on the scrap wood, and working from the inside, tap 66 holes around the edge of the cap using a large nail and hammer. The holes should be about of an inch apart.

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 2  Make 66 strands of paper clips, each consisting of 5 small clips hanging from 1 large clip.

 3  Add the strands to the cap by poking the end of the large clips through the holes.

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 4  Stick the battery-operated light inside the duct cap, right in the center.

 5  String the end clip on each paper clip strand through 1 of the binder rings and clasp the ring shut.

 6  Make 6 strands of 6 large paper clips each, and evenly attach them around the duct cap, connecting each to the top of 1 of the large paper clips you put there earlier.

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 7  Attach the ends of the 8 strands you just added to another binder ring and clasp the ring shut.

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 8  Hang your lamp from the ring and enjoy the glow.

 

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INDIA-INSPIRED UMBRELLA LIGHT COVER

I noticed these beautiful Indian and Moroccan upside-down umbrella lamps in tons of home décor magazines, and had no idea where to get one. Luckily, while cleaning out a closet I found a spare umbrella. I immediately started playing around with it, and here is the result. Problem solved!

YOU’LL NEED

Umbrella in a color or pattern you like

Heavy-duty wire cutters

Hot glue gun and glue sticks

Enough fringe to go around the edge of the umbrella (3½ yards is enough for an average-size umbrella)

2 to 3 yards of several additional decorative trims (lace, embroidered ribbon, anything you can think of)

Scissors

4¼ yards of ribbon (for hanging your creation)

Tassel for the center of the umbrella

Eco-friendly cool bulb hanging from the ceiling and in need of a cover

HERE’S HOW

 1  Open your umbrella.

 2  With heavy-duty wire cutters, cut the shaft of the umbrella about 6 inches above the runner. Make sure not to cut too near the top spring (this is what keeps the umbrella locked open).

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HINT

The runner is the little piece above the handle you push to open your umbrella.

 3  Hot-glue a layer of fringe all the way around the outer edge of the umbrella.

 4  Hot-glue another ring of trim evenly all the way around the umbrella, about 4 inches closer to the center than your first.

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 5  Continue adding layers of trim until you are satisfied.

 6  Cut 4 pieces of ribbon, each 1 yard long.

 7  Inside the top of your umbrella there are 8 stretchers that extend when you open it. String 1 yard of ribbon through the outermost piece of every other stretcher, and hot-glue the opposite ends together in the center of your umbrella so you’ve formed 4 big loops.

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 8  Thread the extra ¼-yard-long piece of ribbon through the loops and tie the ends in a knot to form a loop from which you can hang your umbrella cover.

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 9  Hot-glue a tassel in the center of the outside of the umbrella cover. Let the glue dry.

 10  Hang your umbrella cover from a hook on a high ceiling.

 

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PAPER CLIP AND GLASS PENDANT LAMP

Do you ever just want to mix together a bunch of different materials and see what happens? Well, that’s how this project came about. If you don’t need another lamp, the marble-wrapping technique employed here can be used for making jewelry or a window treatment, and paper clips can be used to hang other handmade artwork in the sunlight on your porch. Let your imagination run wild!

YOU’LL NEED

12 yards of medium-gauge wire

Needle-nose pliers with wire cutter

65 small marbles, plus 1 large marble

48 flat glass chips

104 large paper clips (get 150 to be safe)

720 small paper clips (get 750 to be safe)

1 splatter lid about 10½ inches in diameter

3 binder rings, 1½ inches in diameter

1 cord and socket set

HERE’S HOW

 1  Cut a 3-inch piece of wire and create a small loop at the end with needle-nose pliers.

 2  Wrap the wire around a small marble 3 times, and then create another small loop at the other end of your wire. This will probably take you a few tries, but you’ll get the hang of it.

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 3  Repeat the previous two steps for all but 1 small marble, then use the same technique with 5-inch pieces of wire to wrap all of your glass chips.

 4  To make the strands that will go on the top part of your chandelier (which the body hangs from), make 8 strands of 5 large paper clips and 8 strands of 8 small paper clips.

 5  Remove the handle of the splatter lid. (These are usually screwed on with a Phillips head screw.)

 6  Clip the strands of large paper clips evenly around the edge of the splatter lid by hooking the ends of the paper clip strands around the rim and through the screen.

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 7  Attach all of the other ends of the strands to an office clip. Hang your partially finished chandelier to continue work on the next stages.

 8  For the outer body of the chandelier, make 16 strands following this pattern: 1 large paperclip + 1 wrapped marble + 3 small paperclips + 1 wrapped marble + 3 paperclips + 1 wrapped marble + 3 small paperclips + 1 wrapped marble + 3 paperclips.

Now make 16 strands following this pattern: 1 large paperclip + 1 small paperclip + 1 wrapped glass chip + 3 small paperclips + 1 wrapped chip + 3 small paperclips + 1 wrapped chip + 4 small paper clips.

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 9  For the inner body of the chandelier, make 32 strands following this pattern: 1 large paper clip + 8 small paper clips.

 10  Hang your strands evenly all the way around the rim of the splatter lid. Alternate hanging the marble and glass chip strands, and a paper clip strand goes in between each.

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 11  Gather the ends of the 32 paper clip strands and attach them to a binder ring. This will create the inner body of your chandelier.

 12  Gather the ends of the glass chip and marble strands, and attach them to a binder ring to create the outer body of your chandelier.

 13  Take the remaining 8 strands of 8 small paper clips and drape them between the large clips that you used to hang your chandelier, then attach one end to the top binder ring and the other end to the large clips around the edge that create the body of your chandelier.

 14  Wire your cord and socket set in the hole in the middle of the splatter lid where the handle of the lid used to be.

 15  To make the bobble at the bottom of the chandelier, wrap 6 inches of wire around your large marble and 1 remaining small marble, and attach them to a binder ring with 3 evenly spaced paper clips.

 

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ZIP TIE LAMPSHADE

I thought this project was going to take months to finish. It did take several hours, but not as many as I thought, and once I got the hang of it I started to really enjoy the process. I find repetitive motions are always enhanced by watching a movie, so I recommend renting something good when you tackle this one!

YOU’LL NEED

400 large (7 to 8 inches long) zip ties

Scissors

1,000 small (3 to 4 inches long) zip ties

Wire lampshade base

Black Krylon Fusion for Plastic spray paint

HERE’S HOW

 1  Cut off the ends of 3 large zip ties, keeping them as long as you can.

 2  Cut off about 3 inches of 3 more large zip ties.

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 3  Fasten these 6 ties into teardrop shapes by inserting the ends into the mouths.

 4  Place a small teardrop in the center of each large teardrop and arrange the large teardrops so they connect at their points, as shown in the photo.

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 5  Using 2 small ties, connect the teardrops together so every teardrop—large and small—is held in place.

 6  Using small ties, connect the teardrop cluster to a wire on your lampshade.

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 7  Repeat the above steps until you’ve covered the entire lampshade.

 8  Spray the shade with Krylon Fusion spray paint, making sure to hit all angles.

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SERVING SPOON CANDELIER

I know that you might look at this and think, “What a weirdo!” Though I am a weirdo, I can assure you that this “candelier” will bring much joy to your life, and even more romance to your dinners. So when you’re done making out with your other half after a dinner of spaghetti and meatballs under this contraption, call me and just try to say it wasn’t magical.

YOU’LL NEED

5 stainless steel strainer spoons that are about 14 inches long from the end of handle to tip of spoon

5 large stainless steel mixing spoons that are about 14 inches long from end of handle to tip of spoon

1 silver wire trivet, 8 inches in diameter

Four chain dog collars, about 16 inches long (could be longer or shorter, it’s up to you)

1 binder ring, 2½ inches in diameter

4 binder rings, 1 inch in diameter

E-6000 glue

1 large silver plastic Christmas tree ornament

12 inches of silver chain with jump rings or 12 inches of fine-gauge wire

Pliers, if you use a chain and jump rings

4 small office clips

DON’T WORRY

The sizes of your spoons may vary a little bit. I think that just makes the project look more interesting.

HERE’S HOW

 1  Bend the handles of the strainer spoons backward 3 inches from the tip, almost all the way to the rest of the handle.

 2  Bend the handles of the large serving spoons backward 4 inches from the tip, almost all the way to the rest of the handle.

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 3  Hang the spoons and strainers from their bent handles on the outer wire of the wire trivet, and note how far you’ll have to bend each spoon to form a horizontal surface on which to rest your candles. Remove the spoons and strainers and bend accordingly.

 4  Attach 1 end of each of the 4 chain dog collars to the large 2½-inch binder ring. This will be the top of your candelier.

 5  Attach the other ends of the chain dog collars evenly around the metal trivet, 90 degrees apart, using the 4 small office clips.

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 6  Hang the partially finished candelier before you continue to work.

 7  Arrange the spoons around the outer wire of the trivet. Once your spoons are in place, add a gob of E-6000 under the bent handles where they touch the trivet to keep them from moving. Let the glue dry.

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 8  Hang the Christmas ornament from the center of the trivet in between all of the hanging spoons, using your silver chain and a jump ring or a piece of wire.

 9  Hang your candelier in its final location, place a tealight on each spoon, and light the candles.

 

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VENETIAN MASK LAMP

All right, I know this is creepy, but I love it. I was on the fence about including this in the book, but then I thought, what the heck. I know there is someone out there who will appreciate this project!

YOU’LL NEED

Ruler

Cord and socket set

Drill with ¼-inch drill bit

2 large clear plastic bowls

X-ACTO knife

3 plastic masks that will fit inside your bowls when glued together

Fine-gauge wire

Dremel tool

E-6000 glue

1 energy-efficient cool bulb

HERE’S HOW

 1  Measure the diameter of your socket. Carefully drill a hole in the bottom of 1 of the plastic bowls the same size as the socket measurement so that the socket will fit comfortably in the hole.

 2  With the Dremel, cut a larger hole in the bottom of the second clear bowl, big enough for you to fit your hand through to change the bulb.

 3  With your knife, cut small holes in the temples of each mask.

 4  Cut 3 pieces of wire, each 3 inches long, and maneuver your needle-nose pliers to wire the masks together, using the wire pieces like twist ties.

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 5  Place the masks inside the bowl with the larger hole.

 6  Glue the second bowl on top of the first, trapping the masks in place.

 7  Slip your socket in the hole at the top and glue it into place with E-6000. Let the glue dry.

 8  Reach your hand in through the bottom bowl and put your bulb in the socket.

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 9  Hang your lamp from a hook in the ceiling. Spooky!

 

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MOTHER NATURE CHANDELIER

I have a huge tent in my backyard for when I entertain in the summer. It’s pretty plain, but I dress it up for special occasions. One of my favorite ways to spruce it up is by creating huge, arty chandeliers to hang from the center. This chandelier was made for an afternoon lunch I hosted in honor of a friend’s birthday. She loved it, and promptly asked me if the chandelier could be one of her birthday presents.

YOU’LL NEED

2 identical round wire plant baskets

A bunch of thick branches

Small handsaw or jigsaw

3 feet of fine-gauge wire

Needle-nose pliers with wire cutter

Hot glue gun and glue sticks

A few faux butterflies

Several faux flowers

2 feet of small chain

HERE’S HOW

 1  Place your baskets mouth-to-mouth and note the dimensions of the space inside. Then cut your branches accordingly, bearing in mind that you’ll want to bundle them in an artistic way.

 2  Create your branch arrangement, and wire the branches together so that they stay put.

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 3  Using your hot glue gun, add faux butterflies, leaves, and flowers to the branches. Let the glue dry, then place the arrangement inside one plant basket and place the other on top.

 4  Cut about 10 pieces of small-gauge wire, 5 inches long. Wire the mouths of the baskets together with the wire, using pliers to bend them like twist ties.

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 5  With your pliers, loosen the link on one end of your chain and hook it onto the top of the chandelier where the wires intersect. Close the link back up.

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 6  Hang your chandelier from the chain and enjoy!

 

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ORIGAMI CRANE CHANDELIER

When I moved into my first apartment I was in my twenties; I had nothing. And when I say nothing, I mean nothing. I didn’t care, because I knew that with a little creativity my apartment would be the envy of the complex, and three weeks later it was. Contributing to my little flat’s charm was the enormous paper origami chandelier I made with notebook paper and some large twigs I’d found on the street. This is a more colorful version, which I know will add charm to your space.

YOU’LL NEED

34-inch dowel

22-inch dowel

Twine or heavy-duty string

Scissors

47 paper squares, 8½ inches by 8½ inches, in different colors

3-inch heavy-duty needle

10 yards of embroidery thread

HERE’S HOW

 1  Form a cross with the dowels by crisscrossing them in the exact center of each and tying them together with string.

 2  Tie a knot around one end of one dowel, and then connect the ends of each of the dowels with string. When you reach the first dowel, cut the string and tie a knot. This is your chandelier base. (This is the same process used for making the kite base earlier in the book.)

 3  Tie a 42-inch piece of twine on each end of the long dowel, and a 30-inch piece of twine to each end of the shorter dowel so that you will be able to hang your chandelier while you’re working and when it’s finished.

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 4  Fold 47 paper cranes, using the photos below as your guide.

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 5  Thread your large needle with 1 yard of embroidery thread and tie a knot at the end.

 6  Poke your needle through the bottom of the crane through the hole in the middle created by the folds. Pull the needle and thread up through the top point of the crane until your knot is inside the crane, holding it in place.

 7  Tie a knot in the thread 4½ to 5 inches up from the tip of the crane you just threaded, and slip on another crane.

 8  Repeat steps 6 and 7 until you have 5 cranes on your thread.

 9  Make 8 strands of 5 cranes. Cut a piece of thread 40 inches long and make 1 strand of 7 cranes.

 10  Tie a string of 5 cranes on the tip of each dowel, and the rest in between the dowel tips on the heavy-duty twine. Tie the string of 7 cranes in the center.