My Dear Readers,

My latest wisp of scandal will come as no surprise to any of you, unless perhaps if you have been on the Grand Tour. And then, even so, I’m assured this weekly column makes its way to France, Portugal, and many countries beyond. Though I’m told, some devoted fans refuse to read anything about their homeland while traveling so as not to disturb their entertainment and pleasure.

Today it is with abundant fanfare and much ado that I tell you the latest I’ve gleaned about the notorious rake, the Duke of Rathburne. I have it on the most privy authority that the duke was seen coming out of a ladies’ shop carrying a ribbon-and-lace-covered package! That he entered a ladies’ shop is scandalous enough, but that he walked down the street to his carriage carrying his purchase goes beyond the pale. My source tried to follow him to see where he was going with an item from an unacceptable place for a gentleman to enter, but the duke’s landau was much too fast. If anyone hears who received a gift from the duke, let me know. I’ll tell it right here next week.

MISS HONORA TRUTH’S WEEKLY SCANDAL SHEET