Sir Bernard: the writer of the diaries
Lady Constance: wife of Sir Bernard
Sir Henry: elder son of Sir Bernard
William: younger son of Sir Bernard
Lady Mary: wife of Sir Henry
Sir Augustus (Gussie): son of Sir Henry
Lady Lucille: wife of Sir Gussie
Sir Augustus (Bertie): son of Sir Gussie
Sir Bernard: son of William and Josephine
Lady Catherine: wife of the second Sir Bernard
Sir William: elder son of the second Sir Bernard
Henry: younger son of the second Sir Bernard
Rose: wife of Henry Lacey
Rowan: daughter of Henry and Rose
Lady Eva: wife of Sir William
Sir Arthur: son of Sir William; politician
Audrey: daughter of Sir William
Skye: illegitimate daughter of Sir Arthur
Lady Barbara: wife of Sir Arthur
Claude: gentleman from the island of Jersey
Patience: wife of Claude, sister of Constance
Mary Lettice: infant daughter of Claude and Patience
Josephine: daughter of Claude; wife of William Lacey
Lady Frances Frensham: friend to the first Sir Bernard
Sir Robert Frensham: husband of Lady Frances
Ennor Jolliffe: Cornishman
Iain McFarlane: lawyer, friend to Sir Gussie
Professor Carl Witherby: historian
Fergal Shepherd: assistant to Sir Arthur Lacey
Gayle Shepherd: politician
Jilly Bouldnor: television presenter
(to whom many of the actions described cannot truly be attributed)
The Duke of Wellington: soldier and politician
Napoleon Bonaparte: sometime Emperor of the French
Joséphine de Beauharnais: wife of Napoleon Bonaparte