ACT
ONE

OR

THE WORST
INTERVIEW EVER

ENTER THE STROKES,
who do not want to be recorded,

THOUGH SNOOP DOG WANTS TO BE BOOTLEGGED,
DESPITE HAVING GOTTEN HIGH WITH MADONNA,
who claims nobody dies,
THOUGH JOHNNY CASH BEGS TO DIFFER
BECAUSE HE VIVIDLY REMEMBERS
LOOKING DEATH IN THE EYE
AND LIKING WHAT HE SAW, &C.