if it had to be anyone

I might’ve known

it’d be Britanny Lowe

‘hey, Chris’

‘hey’

she chews gum

with her mouth open

‘didja go to

Dave’s funeral?’

‘yes’

‘was it, like, sad?’

‘yes’

‘didja see his

mangled-up body?’

I’ve never hit a girl before

first time for

everything.