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Ben & Jerry’s Netflix & Chilll'd, a delectable peanut butter non-dairy frozen dessert with sweet & salty pretzel swirls and fudge brownie chunks.
One entire pint inhaled.
Okay, plus three big scoops of my backup pint.
All while bingeing old episodes of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on Netflix, which seemed thematically appropriate in more ways than I really wanted to consider.