“Hello Sailor” (Weidenfeld & Nicolson/Futura, 1975)
The Rutland Dirty Weekend Book (Eyre Methuen, 1976)
Pass the Butler: A Play (Methuen, 1984)
The Quite Remarkable Adventures of the Owl and the Pussycat (Dove Books, 1996)
The Road to Mars: A Postmodem Novel (Pantheon, 1999)
The Greedy Bastard Diary: A Comic Tour of America (Harper Entertainment, 2005)
The Writer’s Cut: A Hollywood Novel (Canelo ebook, 2015)
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life: A Sortabiography (Crown Archetype, 2018)