Hollis was so astounded that for a long moment he sat there and silently regarded the enormous old house that looked amazingly well kept for its age. The exterior was painted a soothing bone ivory, with pale pink scrollwork inside the single dormer that accented the windows like a touch of rouge on a woman’s face. He was thumbing a gloved finger on the steering wheel, wondering how a Hoyt had come to be living in such a house, when a Honda sedan pulled up beside him and a dark-haired woman lowered her window to call, “Excuse me? Sir? Are you here to see the carriage house?”
Hollis hadn’t the slightest idea what she was talking about, then realized she was the owner of the establishment and had mistaken him for a guest. Hollis was famously fast on his feet, and without missing a beat, he lowered his window and answered with equally good manners, “Yes, ma’am, I am.”
“Well, park right there. They don’t enforce the sign. I’ll meet you at the front door.”
Hollis had paid no attention to the rusted NO PARKING sign, so he had no problem further ignoring it. He parked at the curb and left the heater running for Snowflake and Charley, who was sleeping with his head against the high headrest, snoring quietly. Hollis took care to shut the door without waking him, then put on his coat—a big, toffee-colored overcoat with a plush fox collar he’d bought at Goldsmith’s a few years before, which Kate called his “pimp-daddy coat.”
His hostess, a tall, pleasant-faced, young white woman with a helmet of dark hair and a country accent thick enough to cut with a knife, opened a wide beveled-glass door. “Hope you haven’t been waiting long,” she apologized as she let him in. “I must have got my wires crossed—didn’t know anyone was coming. Been here long?”
“Not too long,” Hollis answered easily, playing along with the charade as she picked a key off a hook on the wall and led him down the central hallway.
The decor seemed almost original to the house, with the predictable fainting couches, gilt-framed oils, and velvet portieres, all very rich and shabby chic. The most impressive thing about the place was the floors, miles of polished amber planks. “What kinda wood is this,” he asked, “yellow pine?”
“Actually, red cedar,” she answered over her shoulder. “The Altmans deforested half the Apalachicola in their day,” she confided with a wink, “but it smells like heaven when it rains. The carriage house is out back.” She led him through a side door to an old-fashioned porte cochere with a gravel drive so overhung with trees that even in January it made for a green, sun-dappled tunnel.
As she warned him of the step down, she seemed to remember her manners and extended a small hand. “Well, I’m sorry, I didn’t even introduce myself. I’m Jolie Hoyt. Did you find us in the paper, or online? The B-and-B site keeps going down—I never know.”
Hollis smoothly lied, “Online. Is it taken?”
“Oh, no.” She waved him down the drive to a carriage house tucked away at the end of the tunnel, painted the same soothing ivory as the house. “We don’t get a lot of weekday business—usually only rent it on the weekends. But I’ll be glad to fix it up. Will it just be you, alone?”
“Me and my brother, Chollie. He’s asleep in the car.”
She stopped and warned him, “There’s only one bed—a king. I usually rent it on wedding packages, with the florist.”
“That’ll be fine. Me and Chollie shared a bed thirteen years, growing up. But I do have an inside dog.”
Like the good country girl she appeared to be, Ms. Hoyt didn’t flinch at the idea of housing a dog. “Oh, we’re pet-friendly. The backyard’s fenced, but if he gets after the cats, you’ll have to put him inside.”
She opened the door as she spoke, to a good-size carriage-house conversion, with the same amber floors and butter-colored walls as the house, but slightly less fusty, the bed tucked away in the alcove of the dormer, a pine table by the window, with pressed-back chairs.
“Sorry it’s so arctic,” she told him as she disappeared into a hall closet. “It has an oil heater, warms up fast.”
With an immediate thump an oil heater came to life behind the wall, along with the wafting smell of kerosene that struck Hollis with an unexpected stab of nostalgia. He was used to odorless electric heat in Memphis and hadn’t smelled an oil-burner in a long, long time.
“There’s a half kitchen and a full bath, and a private garden if you smoke—not much to see this time of year, a few old japonicas—and a Jacuzzi in the bathroom.”
She had started down the hall to show him, but Hollis already knew he wanted it. He felt for his wallet and asked, “Do you rent by the month?”
He got a raised eyebrow, though she was willing enough. “Well, I don’t see why not. It goes for a hundred ten a night. I don’t know what kind of deal we can cut for a whole month—”
“How about a hundred ten a night?” Hollis asked as he extracted his wallet.
Ms. Hoyt didn’t appear to be too swift on mathematics, and after a moment she asked, “You mean thirty-three hundred dollars?”
Hollis smiled at her emphasis. “Sure. Cash.” He peeled off $100 bills with a practiced hand, like a dealer in Biloxi.
He stopped at thirty-three and found his hostess staring at the money in wonder. She looked mildly discomfited by the sight and hesitantly asked, “Well, can I ask you something? You promise you won’t get mad?” At his nod, she lowered her voice. “Well, you’re not wanting to . . . deal out of here, are you? ’Cause I cain’t have that. I got children living across the street and right next door.”
Hollis found her honesty unexpected and refreshing. “No, ma’am. I ain’t a drug dealer. I own some barbecue joints, in Memphis.” He felt in his coat pocket and produced a business card. “Coby’s Barbecue, in Annesdale. You can call and check me out, if you want.”
She glanced at the card, then pressed her hands to her flushed cheeks. “Well, I am so sorry. That is the most insulting thing I’ve ever asked anyone in my life. I don’t know what came over me.”
Hollis was not easily offended by candor and just patted the fur lapels of his coat. “It’s the collar. My daughter calls it my pimp-daddy coat.”
“Well, that’s kind of you to say.” She fanned her face with the card. “Do you still want the room? I mean, you’ll be comfortable here. I’m really not as backward and swamp-running as it might now seem, but actually considered pretty cool and tolerant. You know—renovated old house, vegan menu. Very hip.”
Hollis barked a laugh, as it was precisely what he’d been thinking, making for one of those pleasant little moments of connection, when you realize you’re in the presence of a kindred spirit, a potentially good friend.
He assured her that he did indeed still want the room, and as she walked him back to his car, she went over the usual rental details: how many keys he got, and where he should park. “And it does include breakfast. I usually do pecan waffles for my newlyweds, but I’ll come up with something. D’you and your brother like homemade sausage? I’m talking hot. Habanero hot?”
“The hotter the better.”
“Then you’re gonna be in heaven tomorrow because I happen to have a freezer full of my uncle Ott’s private collection most people won’t touch, it’s too dang hot. Are either of you allergic to nuts?”
“No. No allergies.”
“Well, good. I had a guy keel over on me last year, one of my newlyweds. Took one bite of pecan waffle and went into anaphylactic shock. Deadly allergic to nuts, apparently. Don’t know why the heck he took a bite of a pecan waffle. Sure you don’t want to wait inside?” she asked as they reached the sidewalk. “There’s a good fire in the fireplace. You’ll have it to yourself.”
“Naw, I got some—errands to run,” Hollis lied as he backed around the car, wanting to talk to Charley alone before he introduced him to their charming hostess. “I’ll be back”—he checked his Rolex—“by seven.”
“Great.” She held out her hand for another shake and added in a small voice, “And, listen—I really am sorry about the drug-dealer comment. I don’t know what came over me. If Hugh finds out, he’ll go into anaphylactic shock.”
Hollis had not taken the least bit of offense, though he seized this golden opportunity to do a little digging. “Hugh Altman? I thought this was the Altman house.” He smiled disarmingly. “How is old Hugh?”
“Oh, doing well, last I saw of him. He’s long gone to New Orleans—gearing up for Mardi Gras. You know, he lives there part of the year now.”
Hollis smiled indulgently. “Same old Hugh.” He almost let it at that, but couldn’t resist asking with a small twinkle of interest, impossible to wholly hide, “And you’re a Hoyt? Are you from Hendrix?”
“Oh, yeah,” she affirmed drily, with a roll of her eyes to indicate that, yes, she knew it wasn’t anything to brag about.
Hollis needed no more explanation than that, understood in an instant why they were so naturally compatible, he and his green-eyed friend, though he didn’t press it any further. It was enough, for the moment, to know he was in the right place, with the right people, staying in their very house.
He extended his hand for a firm shake and thanked her for her time, said he’d be back by seven. When he got in the car, he found Charley in the exact position he’d left him: faceup, slightly snoring. Hollis didn’t wake him, but headed to town in search of a drugstore to pick up a few toiletries, maybe some chew toys for Snow so he wouldn’t be tempted to gnaw on anyone’s antique beadboard walls.
As he drove through the early-winter twilight, back to the strip-mall avenue that led into the old downtown, he pondered the enigma of a Hoyt living in an Altman house. Such a thing was not beyond the pale, and Hollis quickly constructed a probable scenario. One of the sons of the enormously rich Altman clan was sent by the family bank to do business in Hendrix, where he came across one of their famously succulent half-caste women. Before he knows it, old Hugh wakes up one morning with a green-eyed consort, thirty years his junior, which even he can’t explain. Being essentially lazy, neutered, and unable to sustain even the shallowest relationship, he’d soon tire of her and move on to rob other cradles, in New Orleans or Savannah or some other bastion of Tired White Men. He’d pay her off emotionally with talk of family obligations and such nonsense and leave her in charge of his dwindling business interests around town, tolerated by his kinsmen as long as she kept a low profile on the exact details of her river-bottom birth.
It was an old story; Hollis didn’t write it. To come upon such a woman and actually stay in her house struck him as the most incredible piece of luck. After he parked and let Snow out to pee, he woke Charley and told him the news: that he’d not only found their source, but had secured a room for them and the dog for a whole month.
“Where?” The old man yawned as he righted his glasses and peered around the parking lot with an owl-like blink.
“The old Altman place,” Hollis told him with relish. “And you will not believe who is living there now.”