While we were studying all the serious subjects for this book, we found these jokes.
What’s the best kind of story to tell a runaway horse?
A tale of WHOA!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddyap!
What’s the vampire’s favorite part of a horse race?
When it’s neck and neck.
What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
All breeds. Houses don’t jump.
Why can’t horses dance?
Because they have two left feet.
Why can’t a pony sing?
Because he’s a little hoarse.