Gretchen’s 
Wieners 
Why should Amber D’Alessio have all the fun?
MAKES 24 WEINERS
Ex-boyfriends may be off limits, but these lip-smacking pigs in a blanket sure aren’t! This recipe is, like, so good even Jason won’t know what hit him (even though we know—it was that F-ing boom box).
MAKE IT
Get your oven and aprons on beyotches! Nothing screams P-A-R-T-A-Y more than a pile of hot weiners, amirite?
• Preheat oven to 375°F. Open the can of crescent rolls and separate the 8 triangles out on a cutting board, then slice each triangle into 3 narrow triangles, so you should have a total of 24. (Because, math.) Place each Lit’l Smokie on the fat end of a triangle and roll it up. Place on a baking sheet that has been hit with a spritz of nonstick spray. Bake until golden brown, 12 to 15 minutes.
• Serve with a variety of fun mustards for your dipping pleasure and enjoy!